Did I mention I murder people when I'm drunk?

Really. I rampage like a small, bony, grey Hulk. Fire would be much healthier.

And yeah, dentists probably don't want you to find out your own blood can do his job for them. But it's a known fact that blood will disinfect things. The fear is only that the bacteria you want to kill may develop resistance to it and then they'll kill you, but that only goes for people with weak, untrained white blood cells. Exercise them regularly by diving in sewers while playing Eye of the Tiger and you're good.

Whelp, it's over, I've just found the most attractive woman on the internet. Game's over.

Where?

There
http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/3...sherhahaha.gif

The one who just crushed the dreams of every guy on these forums. Except me. Because I'm immune to internet love. Ha!

EDIT: Oh man, that avatar. TAUNTING YOU! I bet to you it looks more like HAVE A BUG HAHAHA!!!http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/5107/eatabug.gif

Who now?

Guys, it's okay. I'm an aquired taste, everyone knows that. Just relax and say more nice things about me.

Or about toothpaste if that's more your thing.

What the shit happened to our nice thread about the merits of various toothpaste brands?

Let's get this back: Recentely I got a whole lot of those specially angled flosser things with plastic bit to hold onto and then a bit of floss strung between them.. Previously I had mocked them for their inefficency and plastic wastage but oh man do they make flossing easy- especially for me and my mishappen crag of a mouth.

I hate flossing with a passion 'cause it's so damned inconvenient to get in there in some places.

I should totally look into getting some of those things, but they've always seemed like such a waste of space.

I find the more you floss the easier it becomes- although my teeth aren't exceptionally crowded or anything. If you haven't gotten a cleaning in awhile flossing can be a bitch, though, 'cause the plaque build-up can take up quite a bit of space between your teeth. I think I'm the only person I know who enjoys getting cleanings from the dentist because my teeth and gums just feel so much nicer afterwards.

I thought so too until I tried them out! My life is forever changed.