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A Zarkin' Frood 09-26-2010 10:57 AM

Greetings, brothers and sisters! Today, I'm not here to preach tolerance! Tolerance is the first step, but our goal is acceptance. For you tolerate the screaming baby on a train, you tolerate the homeless man in the streets, you tolerate the straight couple hiding in a dark cave in the jungle out of fear of being lynched by a gay mob! But do you accept them? NO! But acceptance is the key to living in a peaceful world. Learn to accept your fellow men and women for what they are. No matter their beliefs, race, sexuality or everything else that makes them unique, different from you. And, I know, this must come as a shock to you, but even straight people have a right to live!


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Krylo 09-26-2010 10:59 AM

That's an ace logo, though.
 
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Originally Posted by InsaneGenius (Post 1076309)
For you tolerate the screaming baby on a train, you tolerate the homeless man in the streets, you tolerate the straight couple hiding in a dark cave in the jungle out of fear of being lynched by a gay mob!

You don't know me very well.

Not very well at all.

Geminex 09-26-2010 11:18 AM

Just replace 'tolerate' with 'cannibalize' and you've got Krylo.

Also, straight sex is a slippery slope! We can't just say it's allright to have sex with things that aren't exactly like us! If you say it's ok to have sex with women, you're saying it's ok to have sex with horses! And chicken!

Krylo 09-26-2010 11:24 AM

Nah. Homeless dudes are nasty.

I'm not putting that in my mouth.

Funka Genocide 09-26-2010 11:47 AM

I guess I kind of get it. I mean I'd probably make something that was a little less tongue in cheek and a bit more directed, but then again I'm sure there are plenty of groups that are logical about their pursuit of civil rights, and look how much good that's done! HA!

I'm all for putting out the proverbial cigarette of oppression in the eye sockets of conservative fuckwads though.

Professor Smarmiarty 09-26-2010 01:12 PM

The oppositionis not logical. You can't have a logical debate with them.

Flarecobra 09-26-2010 01:43 PM

...Ok, I don't know if I should be offended by this... or amused.

EDIT: Yeah... don't think I'll support this. Good day ladies and gentleman.

Kim 09-26-2010 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by EvilEarl (Post 1076302)
Waitwhatsaywhat? You're being sarcastic right?

In any case, this is starting to look like some radical pockets in the civil rights movement. There are a crazy few who seem to believe in reverse racism or turning a blind eye when a white person is a victim in a crime.

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Just take your gay rights and get the fuck off my doorstep, and don't do any of that shit in front of my future kids.
But it's the only form of love God approves of!

POS Industries 09-26-2010 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by EvilEarl (Post 1076302)
don't do any of that shit in front of my future kids.

But me pounding some chick and hosing her down in my manjam in front of your kids is totally okay, then?

Parent of the year right here, folks.

Melfice 09-26-2010 02:24 PM

I'm terribly sorry, NonCon, but I like vaginas too much to give that up.

Very sympathetic to your cause though, just not sympathetic enough to start humping a guy's ass instead of a girl's ass (or other orifices, for that matter).


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