Magic Marker's comment didn't leave a gaping wound in my self esteem that can never be filled and will most certainly never lead me down a dark path of depression from which there is no escape.

Grthwllms is definitely not an in-mate who goes by the alias Bubba and engages in homo-erotic tendencies with other in-mates.

DanteFalcon may or may not be a chicken fucker.

If Bells rings a angel gets its wings.

Thadius is actually just a persona created as a result of Dissociative Identity Disorder. He was made when his true identity suffered abuse at the hands of his high school drama teacher.

He was in a Peter Pan costume.

Thadius has been snooping through my trash.

SSB Intern once invented a device that allowed him to see why kids love Cinammon Toast Crunch. The revelation broke his mind.

Shyria is actually a human and totally won't eat us if we provoke her Wrath