More like I implied that she can be hopelessly dumb.

Take this omake for example...

Shizuka: "Why did you destroy Fainas Metropolis and dozens of square miles of suburban housing?"
Dinner: "Huh? I destroyed a bunch of stuff? I don't remember."
Shizuka: "Ugh...let's start at the beginning. What were you doing before I came here?"
Dinner: "I was opening a jar of pickles."
Shizuka: "With a gigantic explosion that left a city-wide crater?"
Dinner: "...A very...difficult jar of pickles?"
Shizuka: "You have got to be kidding me."
Dinner: "Oh, hey, the lid didn't come off. Lemme try something else."
Shizuka: "No, wait!"
*roughly ten minutes later*
Shizuka: "Dinner, stop trying to open jars that way!"
Dinner: "But the lid came off, didn't it?"
Shizuka: "Yes, but now a giant laser has nearly split Honmyr in two and heated a huge chunk of the ocean to boiling, driving innumerable sea flora and fauna into extinction and disrupting the tectonic-"
Dinner: "I like pickles."
Shizuka: "..."
Dinner: "..."
Shizuka: "Yes, Dinner. Pickles are good."

You may now have a giant anime sweatdrop.

In hindsight, it could indeed be very easy to get Dinner into bed. I'm not sure you'd want to considering she could rend you down to the subatomic level, though.

There's a reason Superman and Lois Lane don't have children and this is it.

No, really.

I really hope that 4th wall breaking remains low.

I have no problem with the Victoria's Secret joke though. Pokemon references real life shit a lot.

You mean the fourth wall breaking in ESTOC?

Meh.

Ok, just as a heads-up, I'm working on the battle plan now. Almost done

Also noticed that the enemy Darkrai's Bad Dreams did too little damage to Mirror and Matthias, since it always does a set 12.5% of the target's maximum hitpoints. (Doesn't change a whole lot but just throwing that out there for total honesty sake)



EDIT: Plan done. Of course, feel free to look things up. Essentially, all foes should be knocked out except for Ginnuagap which will also take a pounding, especially from +6 Special Attack Helping Handed Arceus.

Basic summary: Lola heals up Renny and cure Matthias (Mirror sleeping this round). Matthias defogs the poison clouds. Charlotte kicks Arceus and has Mightyena Super Fang the Darkrai clone. Jeanette gets rid of another wretch. Metagross finishes that Toxique so it's not in the way when Kyogre/Magnezone combo OHKO the last two ruin types. Pachrisu helping hands Arceus and the rest attacks Ginnuagap and Darkrai clone (knocking the clone out in the process.

Next turn we can just have Magnezone and Kyogre OHKO the clone that is spawned and we dogpile the hell out of Ginnuagap, unless we learn something important during the outcome of this round's actions.

TOTAL BATTLE PLAN

Lola
Name: Lola
Type: Normal

Hitpoints: 100% (Base stat 82)

Base Attack: 88
Attack Modifications: +2 stage increase
Modified Attack: 146

Base Defense: 92
Defense Modifications:
Modified Defense: 92

Base Special Attack: 77
Special Attack Modifications: NA
Modified Special Attack: 77

Base Special Defense: 98
Special Defense Modifications: NA
Modified Special Defense: 98

Base Speed: 102
Speed Modifications: NA
Modified Speed: 102


Used Move: Apply Cure All to cure status Affliction.
Move Target/s: Matthias
Move Modification:

Used Move: Healing Item to restore 50% of total hitpoints.
Move Target/s: Renny
Move Modification: Renny gains extra 25% at the end of enemy phase due to her personal ability.

NOTE: Is removed from combat due to having used two items.

NOTE: Cannot be paralyzed due to Limber Ability.



Matthias
Name: Matthias
Type: Bug/Poison

Hitpoints: 100% (Base 85)

Base Attack: 82
Attack Modifications: +2 Stage Increase
Modified Attack: 136

Base Defense: 80
Defense Modifications: NA
Modified Defense: 80

Base Special Attack: 95
Special Attack Modifications: NA
Modified Special Attack: 95

Base Special Defense: 87
Special Defense Modifications: NA
Modified Special Defense: 87

Base Speed: 95
Speed Modifications: NA
Modified Speed: 95


Used Move: Defog
Move Target/s: NA
Move Modification: Clear off poison cloud.

Notes: Is immune to additional side effects of offensive moves due to ability “Shield Dust.”


Charlotte
Name: Charlotte

Used Move: Trainer Action “Kick the Dog”
Move Target/s: Arceus
Move Modification: +3 to Arceus Special Attack making it +6. Hitpoints drop down to 50%


Mightyena
Name: Mightyena
Type: Dark

Hitpoints: 100% (Base stat 70)

Base Attack: 90
Attack Modifications: NA (+2 after Mirror’s booster)
Modified Attack: 90 (150 later after Mirror’s booster)

Base Defense: 70
Defense Modifications: NA
Modified Defense: 70

Base Special Attack: 60
Special Attack Modifications: NA
Modified Special Attack: 60

Base Special Defense: 60
Special Defense Modifications: NA
Modified Special Defense: 60

Base Speed: 70
Speed Modifications: NA
Modified Speed: 70

Used Move: Super Fang: Normal, Physical damage, 90% ACC, Set target’s current hitpoint to 50% of its current total.)
Move Target/s: Jeanette Clone B (Darkrai)
Move Modification: NA


Jeanette
Name: Jeanette
Type: Electric -100%, Poison -100%, ImmParalyze, ImmPois, ImmBadPois.

Hitpoints: 100% (Base stat 100)

Base Attack: 100
Attack Modifications: +2 stage boost
Modified Attack: 167

Base Defense: 100
Defense Modifications:
Modified Defense: 100

Base Special Attack: 100
Special Attack Modifications: NA
Modified Special Attack: 100

Base Special Defense: 100
Special Defense Modifications: NA
Modified Special Defense: 100

Base Speed: 100
Speed Modifications: NA
Modified Speed: 100


Used Move: Attack with Industrial Pressure Washer: Water Type, Special Type?, 130 Base Power, 100 ACC.
Move Target/s: Wretch A
Move Modification: Rain Dance boost (1.5x). Cannot Miss due to character ability.



Metagross
Name: Metagross
Type: Steel/Psychic

Hitpoints: 100% (Base 80)

Base Attack:135
Attack Modifications: +2 Stage increase
Modified Attack: 225

Base Defense: 130
Defense Modifications: NA
Modified Defense: 130

Base Special Attack: 95
Special Attack Modifications: NA
Modified Special Attack: 95

Base Special Defense: 90
Special Defense Modifications: NA
Modified Special Defense: 90

Base Speed: 70
Speed Modifications: NA
Modified Speed: 70


Used Move: (Zen Headbutt: Psychic, Physical, 80 Base Power, 90% ACC, 10% Flinch.)
Move Target/s: Toxique B
Move Modification: STAB (1.5x), Double Super Effectiveness (4x), Increased Attack

Notes: Due to ability Clear Body, if hit by a move that would inflict a stat debuff, negate the debuff.

Magnezone
Name: Magnezone
Type: Electric/Steel

Hitpoints: 100 (Base 70)

Base Attack: 70
Attack Modifications: +2 Stage Modification
Modified Attack: 116

Base Defense: 115
Defense Modifications: NA
Modified Defense: 115

Base Special Attack: 130
Special Attack Modifications: NA
Modified Special Attack: 130

Base Special Defense: 90
Special Defense Modifications: NA
Modified Special Defense: 90

Base Speed: 60
Speed Modifications: NA
Modified Speed: 60


Used Move: Renny’s Trainer Action “Guiding Support”: Target gains the benefit of Lock On and Serene Grace. (Move will not miss (thus negating even 100% evasion) and has double chance of triggering status conditions or effects that happen some of the time.) If this action is applied to someone who already has the effect of Serene Grace on them, then add the base probability after the multiplication of Serene Grace for the true success rate.
Move Target/s: Kyogre
Move Modification: NA



Kyogre
Name: Kyogre
Type: Water

Hitpoints: 100% (Base 100)

Base Attack: 100
Attack Modifications: +2 stage increase
Modified Attack: 167

Base Defense: 90
Defense Modifications: NA
Modified Defense: 90

Base Special Attack: 150
Special Attack Modifications: NA
Modified Special Attack: 150

Base Special Defense: 140
Special Defense Modifications: NA
Modified Special Defense: 140

Base Speed: 90
Speed Modifications: NA
Modified Speed: 90


Used Move: (Sheer Cold: Ice, Special, 30 ACC. If the attack connects with the target, deal damage equal to the target’s remaining hitpoints (OHKO.)
Move Target/s: Wretch C and Jeanette Clone A
Move Modification: Divided (Has 2 targets for the one move), Cost 25 rage. Cannot miss due to Guiding Support from Renny’s Trainer action with Magnezone’s action.

NOTE: Rain Dance is now in effect due there being more Drizzle users than Drought users.


Pachirisu
Name: Pachirisu
Type: Electric

Hitpoints: 100% (Base 60)

Base Attack: 45
Attack Modifications: +2 stage increase
Modified Attack: 75

Base Defense: 70
Defense Modifications: NA
Modified Defense: 70

Base Special Attack: 45
Special Attack Modifications: NA
Modified Special Attack: 45

Base Special Defense: 90
Special Defense Modifications: NA
Modified Special Defense: 90

Base Speed: 95
Speed Modifications: NA
Modified Speed: 95


Used Move: (Helping Hand: Normal, Status, Base Attack Power, Target Ally get 50% boost to their Attack Base Power.)
Move Target/s: Arceus
Move Modification: NA




Arceus
Name: Arceus
Type: Psychic (Wearing Psychic Plate)

Hitpoints: 100% (Base 120)

Base Attack: 120
Attack Modifications: +2 Stage Increase
Modified Attack: 200

Base Defense: 120
Defense Modifications: NA
Modified Defense: 120

Base Special Attack: 120
Special Attack Modifications: +6 Stage Increase (Charlotte’s two “Kick Dog” actions)
Modified Special Attack: 360

Base Special Defense: 120
Special Defense Modifications: NA
Modified Special Defense: 120

Base Speed: 120
Speed Modifications: NA
Modified Speed: 120


Used Move: Judgement: Type Varies (Psychic in this case), Special Type, 100 (150 with helping hand) Base Power, 100 ACC, Type changes depending on Plate held.
Move Target/s: Ginnuagap
Move Modification: STAB (1.5x), Increased Special Attack, Helping Hand


Impact
Name: Impact
Type: -50% Fire, Fighting, Poison. Immune to Burn, Poison, Def Debuff.

Hitpoints: 100% (Base stat 100)

Base Attack: 100
Attack Modifications: +2 stage boost
Modified Attack: 167

Base Defense: 100
Defense Modifications: NA
Modified Defense: 100

Base Special Attack: 100
Special Attack Modifications: NA
Modified Special Attack: 100

Base Special Defense: 100
Special Defense Modifications: NA
Modified Special Defense: 100

Base Speed: 100
Speed Modifications: NA
Modified Speed: 100


Used Move: Attack with Fighting Rifle. Fighting Type, Physical, 130 Base Power, 100 ACC. 50% DEF debuff on target
Move Target/s: Jeanette Clone B (Darkrai).
Move Modification: Super Effective (2x), STAB (1.5x)


Adamantitar
Name: Adamantitar
Type: Rock/Dark

Hitpoints: 100% (Base stat 110)

Base Attack: 145
Attack Modifications: +2 stage boost from booster
Modified Attack: 242

Base Defense: 130
Defense Modifications: Adamastorm
Modified Defense: 195

Base Special Attack: 95
Special Attack Modifications: NA
Modified Special Attack: 95

Base Special Defense: 100
Special Defense Modifications: Adamastorm
Modified Special Defense: 150

Base Speed: 60
Speed Modifications: NA
Modified Speed: 60


Used Move: Attack with Stone Edge. Rock Type, Physical, 100 Base Power, 80 ACC
Move Target/s: Ginnuagap
Move Modification: STAB (1.5x) , increased attack stat

NOTE: Also has Adamastorm, creating a Sandstorm that only harms enemies for double the normal weather damage.


Mollesk
Name: Mollesk
Type: Bug/Rock

Hitpoints: 100% (Base 118)

Base Attack: 100
Attack Modifications: +2 Stage increase from booster
Modified Attack: 167

Base Defense: 230
Defense Modifications: Adamastorm
Modified Defense: 345

Base Special Attack: 1
Special Attack Modifications: NA
Modified Special Attack: 1

Base Special Defense: 230
Special Defense Modifications: Adamastorm
Modified Special Defense: 345

Base Speed: 1
Speed Modifications: NA
Modified Speed: 1

Used Move: (Intrusion: Bug Type, Physical, 80 Base Power, 100 ACC first hit, 50 ACC second hit, Pokemons, humans and any foe that can suffer morale loss have their ability temporaily changed to "Tentacle-Trauma" (If either target would normally not have an ability, they gain it). Tentacle Trauma doubles all debuffs that they would recieve. This ability stays on for 2 turns. If the foe has multiple abilities, like Poke-Mercs, choose which one is replaced. )
Move Target/s: Jeanette Darkrai Clone (100 AC), Ginnuagap (50 ACC)
Move Modification: STAB (1.5x), Super Effective (2x) on Jeanette Clone , increased attack stat.





AB: Regarding Naomi in ESTOC. Is she wearing a skirt? (Would change Disturbance's reactions depending on whether or not they got upskirt action.)

Sure, she's wearing a skirt.

Observances about Disturbance, by Armored Bishoujo:

1. If or when Disturbance gets other forms, he'd probably have to stick with other three-headed forms like Dodrio and Hydreigon.
2. Disturbance keeps a diary where the only entries each day are the color and pattern of Naomi's panties.
3. Disturbance may or may not have a foot fetish.

MENARKER STOP DELETING YOUR POSTS YOU DOUCHE

Writing my post since no one seems to have an issue with the battle plan.

Also, Pierce seems to have a curious lack of reaction to Renny's paradigm shift. Granted, he had a shitty day! But I wouldn't think that he would behave as if everything was the same.
Not that you need to edit or anything. Just saying.

EDIT: And I deleted that ONE post (and saying much of what I said before in this one) because of that time warp thing showing AB as the last poster and to let people know that I was going to start writing.

Well, I wrote that post kind of in a hurry.

Also, Pierce's reaction was sort of like "Huh. Okay. Somehow, I'm not surprised, but whatever. Bigger issues."

Yeah, I could see that from Pierce.

AB: I just noticed something really weird/wrong with your last post.

Basically, This conversation happened while Mirror was PUT TO SLEEP by the Darkrai Clone. Unless she is the world's best sleeptalker, I'd think someone else should probably be saying what she said. :3 Jeanette and Violet are probably good choices, given their scientific expertise.