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Doc ock rokc 12-24-2008 06:22 PM

NAILED HIM! HA! HA!....NOTHING CAN STOP THE MAIL SUCKER!

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk 12-24-2008 07:16 PM

"Damn, that was some bug!"

bluestarultor 12-25-2008 01:21 AM

The co-pilot totally jacked his sleigh.

Thadius 12-25-2008 09:51 AM

Preturbed wins, guyy gets second.

Anybody who logs in to check up on this contest today fails. Get off the computer and spend time with those you love/care about!

Preturbed 12-25-2008 05:12 PM

OK, so I fail.

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/pre...5/55046589.JPG

Nikose Tyris 12-25-2008 05:19 PM

What? Mudkip is evolving!

Flarecobra 12-26-2008 04:49 AM

Hey! Someone get here and change my water!

greed 12-26-2008 07:06 AM

Moving on up!

Shyria Dracnoir 12-26-2008 10:58 AM

Aw man, how am I supposed to get my frisbee back now?

Doc ock rokc 12-26-2008 10:49 PM

DUDE KNOCK FIRST

Preturbed 12-27-2008 11:45 AM

Nikose wins, but everybody fails for not making a spore joke.

Nikose Tyris 12-27-2008 12:32 PM

http://parkercomics.com/McCain.jpg

Have at ye.

Masked Jedi 12-27-2008 01:20 PM

His back is turned and the camera's probably off me. It's time for surprise buttsecks.

Preturbed 12-27-2008 02:30 PM

McCain's true form as a lizardman is revealed, as predicted by David Icke.

Thadius 12-27-2008 03:31 PM

Braaaaaaaaaaains...

Flarecobra 12-27-2008 03:35 PM

Why you just shouldn't touch the tuna salad in the cafeteria.

Shyria Dracnoir 12-27-2008 03:43 PM

Oh dear, this is going to be one of THOSE flashbacks, isnt it?

Vault Of Thrones 12-27-2008 05:10 PM

I'd tap that

Kim 12-27-2008 11:45 PM

Darth Obama is one of the few who can force choke someone without even looking at them.

Doc ock rokc 12-28-2008 01:34 AM

Little did McCain know that the thing Obama is looking into is a Television
Obama's Notes:Proving McCain's Age via Hypnosis turned out better then expected

Bob The Mercenary 12-29-2008 08:42 AM

GIANT INVISIBLE ICE CREAM CONE!

Nikose Tyris 12-29-2008 09:28 AM

Preturbed Wins.

Bob Second.

Forgot I was running this shindig.

Preturbed 12-29-2008 01:39 PM

Pass to Bob. I'm overwinning.

Flarecobra 12-30-2008 06:51 PM

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Guess I'll post something then. :D

Thadius 12-30-2008 07:17 PM

THIS! IS! MUSHROOM KINGDOM!

bluestarultor 12-30-2008 09:44 PM

Proof that the makers were high as a kite.

Masked Jedi 12-30-2008 09:46 PM

The world will know that we stood and died as men!

(whisperwhisperwhisper)

Err... Raccoons!

Bob The Mercenary 12-30-2008 09:47 PM

GOOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Edit] Sorry, was just about to post a pic when I saw Flare already did. My bad. Dx

Shyria Dracnoir 12-30-2008 11:41 PM

Woaaah, dude, I'm tripin out about plumbers and stuff!

POS Industries 12-31-2008 12:28 AM

Chapter 949783467 of "Frank Miller Ruins My Childhood Over and Over Again: A Love Story."

Fenris 12-31-2008 12:33 AM

"You're out, Leonidas! I didn't say 'Simon says!'"

Kim 12-31-2008 12:55 AM

Shoryuken!

Doc ock rokc 12-31-2008 01:58 AM

Remember kids Never ever eat mushrooms or this could happen to you.

guyy 12-31-2008 04:28 AM

Madness?...Well of course this is madness! We're surrounded by hovering bricks and anthropomorphized mushrooms! What the hell did they put in our coffee?

Preturbed 12-31-2008 09:46 AM

Somewhere, far away, Mario is crushing hordes of Persians by jumping on their heads.

Rejected Again 12-31-2008 10:02 AM

Behold, Leonidas' one true weakness. Furrys.

Flarecobra 12-31-2008 04:35 PM

Guyy wins, Doc Ock second with good advice. I would say Preturbed won, but he said he was winning too much.

guyy 01-01-2009 02:04 AM

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And now, we bring you another poorly timed backstab...

Attachment 6779

Doc ock rokc 01-01-2009 02:19 AM

SAFE!

Thadius 01-01-2009 02:59 AM

Many people will fail to see the real problem here, namely, that there are two red spies.

Shyria Dracnoir 01-01-2009 03:04 AM

Damnit, I thought we gave Non-Newtonian Snake his pinkslip ages ago!

Vault Of Thrones 01-01-2009 03:11 AM

What train?

Flarecobra 01-01-2009 09:34 AM

Why you should be careful at Red Base Keggers.

mauve 01-02-2009 04:06 AM

"TRAIN IS SPY!!"

guyy 01-02-2009 05:19 AM

Shyria wins for sheer bizarreness; Flare gets runner-up because BEER MAKE HEAVY CLUMSY! AAAAAAAAAGH...ahem.

Shyria Dracnoir 01-02-2009 12:44 PM

Nobody but me remembers Non-Newtonian Snake? Oh wells


http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/c...unnypic563.jpg

Nikose Tyris 01-02-2009 01:49 PM

"Gone baby gone, the love is gone..."

Doc ock rokc 01-02-2009 05:05 PM

It will never leave you...it has no legs

Flarecobra 01-02-2009 05:12 PM

"Your Apeture Science Weighted Companion Cube will never stab you."

"What about shoot you, GlaDOS?"

"....It will not stab you."

Thadius 01-02-2009 05:13 PM

Miss your loved ones? Now with the ultra-high-def scope, you don't have to!

Khael! 01-02-2009 05:30 PM

Engineer's new turret patch seems a bit dubious to me.

Bob The Mercenary 01-02-2009 09:02 PM

Indiana Jones 5: Kingdom of the Companion Cube

guyy 01-03-2009 12:13 AM

First field test of the Companioncubeification Rifle

Rejected Again 01-03-2009 03:27 AM

Look everyone! Snake got a new box.

Shyria Dracnoir 01-04-2009 11:37 AM

Rejected, then Flare, then Thadius

Rejected Again 01-04-2009 01:51 PM

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/15331/1.jpg

Lets see what this yeilds

Shyria Dracnoir 01-04-2009 06:35 PM

Just across the street: "The Beige Bannana: We Suck More"

Ex. 68471 01-04-2009 07:08 PM

"So how deep are we?"
"We're almost around the bend."

Flarecobra 01-04-2009 09:43 PM

And they said that they'd never get the joke.

Bob The Mercenary 01-04-2009 10:01 PM

In the event of a fire, please proceed out your front door, then in, then out, then in...

Rejected Again 01-05-2009 09:10 PM

Ex 684 wins, Shy 2nd and everyone else except me gets 3rd

Ex. 68471 01-06-2009 06:54 PM

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Sweet.

Flarecobra 01-06-2009 06:59 PM

Psst...wanna buy a knife?

Thadius 01-06-2009 09:04 PM

It took me forever to figure out how to put on the 'coat of a thousand knives' without lopping off a limb.

Preturbed 01-06-2009 09:24 PM

Whaddaya buyyin?

Doc ock rokc 01-06-2009 09:42 PM

If you didn't have your TRUSTY KNIVES, you think you'd slit your wrists.

Shyria Dracnoir 01-07-2009 12:31 AM

If he asks you for a hug, DONT DO IT

Rejected Again 01-07-2009 04:09 AM

Dude look. NOOO PAAAANTS!

Seil 01-07-2009 05:13 AM

Such a pity that Danny Trejo chose to fight Indiana Jones.

Truce 01-07-2009 07:11 AM

Sometimes, one knife just doesn't cut it.

Telephalsion 01-07-2009 08:59 AM

After saying "That's not a knoife! This is a knoife!", Crocodile Dundee realized his mistake.

Tsarothii 01-07-2009 04:21 PM

Ten thousand knives, and all you need is a spoon...

Phantom7 01-08-2009 03:17 PM

All those knives and yet no shaving razor.

Ex. 68471 01-08-2009 05:45 PM

Seil, then Rejected.

Flarecobra 01-10-2009 11:17 PM

Too long!

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s...AllenPichu.png

Figured this thread needed some Metal Slug lav.

Shyria Dracnoir 01-11-2009 12:06 AM

CHALLENGER APPROACHES: A NEW FOE HAS APPEARED!

Doc ock rokc 01-11-2009 12:58 AM

"Now this is getting Fucking ridiculous"

Seil 01-11-2009 01:04 AM

I need to start paying attention. That being said:

Pikachu:
Kuwabara, Kuwabara

Preturbed 01-11-2009 01:19 AM

Something's not right here. Wait a second... let me take a peek at you.

Masked Jedi 01-11-2009 01:31 AM

Wow steroids are getting too commonplace.

Edit:
Wait, I came up with a better one:

Ash would later be arrested on suspicion of supplying Pikachu with steroids, causing a wave of controversy in the World Mascot Fighter's League.


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