I used to believe that too.

Damn your broken promises!!! :( :( :(

"You made me promises promises
Knowing I'd believe
Promises promises
You knew you'd never keep

...

You made me promises promises
You knew you'd never keep
Promises promises
Why do I believe
Promises
Promises
Promises
Promises
Promises..."

Sorry fifth, but it was the alcohol and it released my inner urgers

So for those of you who were wondering, what happened here is Fifthfiend took two recent weird forum threads (1, 2) and put them together and came up with the Story Of His Life in 17 words and a smiley.

Seriously. That post? The story of his life. Everything else is details.

I want to say that didn't need to be explained but then I remembered that this forum is this forum.

Distortion Finish
 

Oh hey it's Seil making a post that consists entirely of a single image, except instead of the one webcomic, out of the millions stored in his computer-database-like brain, that best relates to the topic at hand, it's just the Fucker Carlson smiley.

It's a debased self-parody, like Frank Miller going from a grim 'n gritty Sin City fulla whores to WHORES WHORES WHORES (I'm the goddamn batman).

Seeing this post gives us all a small insight into what it is to be Fifthfiend.

Actually, I thought it fitting for the thread. It's like the icing on top of the cake. This is what the Tucker Smuggles was created for.

And anyways, why is it every time I post an image in a joke thread like this, people automatically assume "Oh that Seil. He's just a floating hard drive that shits out an image every once in a while. Just ignore him and he'll go away."

It's actually a little insulting now.

Wait, if this is fifthfiends mind we're getting insight into, were are all the goddamn fedoras?