Hope it's not one those lame spoof viruses that "detect" a phony virus and try to get you to use a phony antivirus that disables any real antivirus you have, and everytime you boot up it still claims that there is a virus, that I was just able to remove and delete by ctrl alt delete, and finding where the program is running from.

Anyway, Comodo Internet Security Suite: Free Antivirus, Firewall, and System defense. Google it and install. It will make you happier than Viagra.

And Bob, don't take it so personally! All the people who have been here as long as you know you quite well as....Wait, didn't you have a name before Bob the Mercenary? Or was that another Bob? And since when was Bob a Mercenary? I thought Mouse was one. Or a thief. And what about Dot and Enzo?

What the hell Bob, what the hell?

And why is Bob being defeated by a virus? Is it Megabyte?

Tell you what, anyone who spends months planning and building something from Brian's comics or books and then goes above and beyond the call of duty with it ("hmm, building sword-chucks isn't quite cool enough, I think I'll set them on fire and invent a new branch of fire performance with them while I'm at it") gets one.

Like the dude who made the Robo suit, if he ever signs up here he's getting one immediately.

Really? All I have to do is build sword-chucks, light them on fire and then invent a new branch of fire performance? I am so game for that!

I'll call the performance "Ob to Mince Meat on Horse Back" Brought to you by Meister.

And then there's that InsaneGenius guy who is from Germany
 

You could always be Jew.

But then again, Meister is German and has powers of admin. So yeah.


Also, I totally though that child had over-sized condom on his head first. And that just makes it even more amusing.

Colors of Magic, Colors of Love.

If you invent the Hadoken you get a picture for your name and a blowjob from Brian for effectively ending the human race.

If you invent Ice-9 you get banned for life. Sure, you ended the universe but no one will ever know.

Yes, it's a musical.
 

I think you're on to something there.

I am so game for that! I'll play Fighter!

It has to be staged publicly in front of an actual audience. But yeah that'll pretty much get you an animated gif. Of your best scene, naturally.