I am still young, but I have no flaws. My fashion is impeccable (I have a different suit for every day of the month), I have a beautiful voice, and I'm Token. Sorry you're all subhumans though. It'd make me cry, but I'm too perfect for tear ducts. :J

You just used the Blues smiley.

I'm just going to let you dwell on that for a bit.

I have no idea what you're talking about. Clearly Blues uses the TOKEN smiley.
 

Les'see

As a young-young'un I rocked a rattail
Shortly After moving to Savannah, My Great Grandpa Cut that shit off, was'nt fucking happening.

Got kinda chubby in late-elementary school, then burned that off. After Pops died (Snif) the lost potential of my rat tail spread to my whole head and the rest is history.

My fashion has always been defined as "Poor as hell" so that's how I dressed.

Personality wise? well, my family's crazy, three generations of mofos who had no business giving birth, so I got a lot of crazy, Emotional Crazy, Religious Crazy, Racial crazy, relationship crazy.

When I hit my teens, I went into a "Overly Blackalicious teen" phase wherein I jumped on anything African or Black or whatever, which was cool as I'd had touches of it growing up, but even more during that period, so It helped me develop my knowledge of such things, but being bi-racial, it also sort of magnified some of THOSE issues, so It was mostly a "Affirming of Blacknesss" which is'nt healthy.

Read more, grew up, mellowed a bit, became more multi-cultural and bigger picture in my ideas.

Began questioning my crazy- Cult-ass religous denomination about sixteen, spent a lot of time jumping through philosophical hoops to justify it before just saying "Fuck it" and feeling a whole lot happier.

OOoh boy, I think the best thing I could have done for my younger self is introduce me to several books and songs and ideas Waaaaaay earlier.

Nothing particularly stupid comes to mind. Though I'm 17, so I've had less time to do interesting, but rather idiotic things. Then again, perhaps Token is right and there's a positive correlation between awesomeness and youth.

:J

Yeeeeaaah!

Jesus Christ it's an Epidemic!

Suits are made from dead African children. I'm pretty sure murder is a flaw.

Only if you get caught.

At least I'm cutting down the crime rate.

Exactly! Would you prefer if he DID get caught, huh? Think of all the people who'd lose faith in humanity. For that matter, think of the suits!

Now if you will excuse me, I have to see my local butcher, I mean taylor. I have 365.25 suits on order.