"I like where this thread is going"
 

Does it shoot pee?

It's a kind of Pea shooter.

It's like word association, only it drives people insane
 

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That...

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Weh?

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But... how....

??

Dammit Prems

Goddammit.

Just stand over there and I'll show you, or pee on you, the details are kinda vague.

"It's not a perfect metaphor"
 

As long as some cigar-shaped object spooges some form of identifying or noticeable matter on or in something or someone that concludes the encounter to someone's satisfaction. . .

I would like to take this opportunity to point out that everything mankind has ever produced is inherentely phallic. EVERYTHING.

COINCIDENCE? I think not!

I dunno about swords though
 

Not that I don't want to sit here and talk about penis all day, but I have a different theory: That our bridges, towers, rocketships and maybe even guns symbolizes our desire to reach out and touch that which isn't us. Look at them Freudian shapes as arms rather than dongs.

...with our penises

So...it's like we're poking the Universe with the fingers of our minds.

...Whoa. Deep.