Those are the grenades! You throw those ones at the enemy before picking up the lighter women to wield as clubs!

The American military would be crushed! Literally!

ITT: Magic Marker advocates mass rape and McC divulges personal information on the internet.

So, just another day in the neighborhood?

Hey, why hide it, why deny it, the Internet finds out all secrets anyway.

That's why you use catapults.

Or perhaps trebuchets.

Man you have no idea about some of these bitches.

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Lift HER, mothahumpa!

Prems is mad he wasn't named Fifth 2: The Dickering.

*Looks Up*

I'm 12 and wat is this?

So, fifth has gone from failed mockery into some sort of miscarriage of random humor. Par for the course, really.

so wait... wait...

Were they actually ninjas?