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Dauntasa 04-05-2010 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Seil (Post 1030478)
Didn't a whole lot of the molestation happen on John Paul II's watch though? I thought they were attacking the office rather than the man, but since the man - Benedict - is in the office, he's taking a lot of the blame for it.

But then again, the famous traitor is also named Benedict Arnold, so....

Back when JP2 was Pope, Benedict was a cardinal. He was the one specifically responsible for covering it up. John Paul probably didn't even know about it.

Archbio 04-05-2010 03:08 PM

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We need the anti-popes back. They'd sort all this mess out.
Edit: The Avignon ones, not the myriad of other ones.
As long as the anti-pope never comes in contact with the pope. The resulting release of energy would be terrible.

Professor Smarmiarty 04-05-2010 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Archbio (Post 1030493)
As long as the anti-pope never comes in contact with the pope. The resulting release of energy would be terrible.

Think about what we can learn though! A macroscale demonstration of inversion properties!

pochercoaster 04-05-2010 03:21 PM

Penn & Teller did an episode on this, if anyone's interested.

Hanuman 04-05-2010 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by bluestarultor (Post 1030325)
Actually, yes, a priest CAN be fired, in a manner of speaking. It's just generally not done because of the utter dearth of them and the process is rather complicated.

EDIT: To put it this way, there is nothing in the system capable of managing the kind of mass issues going on right now.

Also, you know, like 99.9999999% of priests don't ever do anything wrong, just like 99.9999999% of all ships and planes passing through the Bermuda Triangle make it just fine. It's just the tiny percentage of the ones that do shit that you always hear about.

I thought the catholic motto was that everyone does lots of wrongs, and must be scorned for it?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Uc_ge86fgl...-benedict2.jpg

The problem with the jedi is that they don't accept how balance works, if they actually wanted to save people they'd diminish their own light.

BitVyper 04-05-2010 07:19 PM

Y'know, I can totally understand them wanting to handle these things internally(not that I necessarily agree). It could easily turn into a witch hunt.

That said; if you want to handle it internally, you have to actually handle it.

Hanuman 04-05-2010 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by BitVyper (Post 1030533)
Y'know, I can totally understand them wanting to handle these things internally(not that I necessarily agree). It could easily turn into a witch hunt.

That said; if you want to handle it internally, you have to actually handle it.

Are you trying to imply that God isn't handling it?

BitVyper 04-05-2010 08:02 PM

God doesn't do his bit until later on.

bluestarultor 04-05-2010 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Lev (Post 1030519)
I thought the catholic motto was that everyone does lots of wrongs, and must be scorned for it?

God. I don't know what Catholics you've come into contact with, but keep them the hell away from me. That pretty much goes against everything I've ever heard.

Hanuman 04-05-2010 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by BitVyper (Post 1030540)
God doesn't do his bit until later on.

Doesn't God transcend time? If so then he's already done his bit.

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God. I don't know what Catholics you've come into contact with, but keep them the hell away from me. That pretty much goes against everything I've ever heard.
Well, Catholicism AKA christrianity vr 1.X framework supports programs like oldTestbbl.dll which can be exploited in all sorts of crazy ways, of course most of it's users are fairly safe... but still there's always the potential that they could get tons of malware on their HDD.
Catholics might want to upgrade to protestant aka christianity vr 2.X framework as it doesn't contain oldTestbbl.dll and has been cleaned of most of the sourcecode that christianity vr 1.X took from the pagan networking and the naturalistOSX which tend to conflict with it's everyday running.

Personally I run taoism OS from liveCD, basically the linux of cultural perspective.

Old Testament Parody:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bar3GOzDNzg

More nerdy culture metaphors:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c8an2XZ3MU

Tao Te Ching:
http://http-server.carleton.ca/~rgray/TaoTeChing/


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