Well, it was pretty lame all around so the fact that his actual punchline was so potentially confusing is really testament to that.

Since we're done discussing whatever this thread was about this looks like a good thread to request a namechange to Whipple Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight, mods please make that happen soonish kthx.

Are you sure you don't want a Scrumdiddlyumptious bar?

No, I think think Fifthsy is on to something here.

That Wonka. The man was a fucking genius when it came to candy and enslaving midgets.

Pity he went insane and started murdering people in his factory though.

Thank you Wigmund, I was worried I would be sleeping tonight. Thank you for ensuring that will not be an issue.

What the fuck!?! Dude!

There's no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going; there's no knowing where we're rowing, or which way the river's flowing! Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing? Not a speck of light is showing, so the danger must be growing! Are the fires of hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes! The danger must be growing, for the rowers keep on rowing, and they're certainly not showing any signs that they are slowing!

That excited to see Lloyd being fucking awesome and having extreme range that makes most actors shrivel like a cold day in the locker room?

Insomnia
 

This.

This too.

Yeah, sure, why not* (note: I am in no way disparraging the man's talent. He's fantastic. Sometimes, however, I do wonder about him.)?

That wasn't even disturbing to me...

Wait... Should I be concerned simply because it didn't freak me out? :ohdear: