Hehe, Spoony Bard.

The Mudkip thing actually existed as early as 2005 which was some sort of 4chan trollish fan-fic about it, but mainly picked up in 2007 especially as a April Fools Day prank by DeviantArt where all the member's avatars were forced locked into mudkips for the day. :3


AB, what you said about rogue pokemons is helpful, but I kinda wanted to know if they would be attacking all at once or if they are limited by any space restrictions or if such like that. Because Gem's argument for the battle plan is that foes wouldn't want to attack a trainer directly because it would unleash the rogue pokemons if they did knock them out.

Let's make it more specific. If Whitney was sent to fight alongside one of her pokemons, and she DID get knocked out, would her pokemons go rogue, how many of them and will they behave in any particular manner different to what you said before? Or is it mainly free for all?

Although I would imagine that mechanical foes do not possess the intelligence or the fear needed to comprehend how bad an idea it would be to cause a trainer's pokemon to go rogue from the start.

Really? I thought it was because neither want to be the same guy who accidently buzz-saw their own testicles to extinction as a result of one of several botched revenge attempts.

I wasn't going to say that!

I was going to ask if she would be wearing only a coat, though.

No.

I swear to God, I'll murder you with a spoon.

I haven't spared him.

The answer is clearly the beat the supernatural murdered to death with your own spoon first.

Also, yikes for driving a buzz-saw into your nuts.

The guy tried that in the sequel spin-off. The murderer snatched the offending spoon away and suddenly mastered Dual-wielding on the spot, using that same hopeful weapon against his victim while being twice as dangerous... >_>

^^; I was just thinking how much like Final Fantasy that murderer was. In one of the FF games, there was one spoon you could get in the game, and when you had a ninja character throw it, it would ALWAYS deal 9999 damage, no matter what foe or boss you were fighting.
The one time the murderer threw his spoon, the buzzsaw/testicle incident occurred, which would definately count as a 9999 damage attack!

The answer is clearly to dual-wield your own spoons.

And if he snatches those away, then keep pulling out spoons until the dude can't carry anymore, pull out another one and spoon him to death while his hands are busy.

Also, which FF? The first one?

Why am I asking? I don't care.

The one with Yang and his wife (who gives the spoon). Where the lead is Cecil. Final Fantasy 4.

Also, said murderer has infinite spoons under his hoodie according to "Word of God"

... Huh.

I don't remember a spoon in FF4.

It's late in the game, after you lose Yang and find him in the underworld but before you go into "space". You visit his widowed wife to pass the bad news (and nothing else DRAC), and she gives you THE spoon, hoping it would be of some use. Basically, she really wants to help as much as her husband the martial artist did, but since she's only a house-wife she can only give you the one single item she can spare, a spoon with an oddly sharp round end (which admittably would be a crappy spoon in real life). It's easily missable if you just jump straight into the end game without thinking of visiting Yang's wife.

Against that absurdly hard last boss though, that spoon is a god-send. More than Yang ever would have been if he was still alive. I honestly never felt he was that strong a character.

As for why it was a spoon and not something like a Kitchen Knife or something, I dunno. But it's the same game that has the quote "Spoony Bard", so there must be something there...

EDIT: Apparently some versions of the game call it a spoon and another a knife.

Dude.

No, seriously. I wouldn't say that Cecil banged Yang's wife or anything like that. You'd have to be a moron to believe that from a SNES-era game, especially if I'm the one who said it.

And Bard. I didn't joke about Charlotte's new outfit being her birthday suit the first time, and I wasn't going to this time.

Fuck you.

Both of you.

All of you.

I believe in the original translation, the spoon she gave you actually was a knife.

The translators just changed it for lulz.

@Drac: Sorry I'm not interested.

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