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Bard The 5th LW 02-09-2011 03:47 PM
ENGAGE FISTICUFFS DUE TO HIS INSUBORDINATION

Specterbane 02-09-2011 10:17 PM
Turn around to see if you also have a paper on your desk and, if so, examine what secrets it contains.

rpgdemon 02-10-2011 09:34 PM
Absolutely no reason that this took so long.http://ngamesrpgs.com/files/comics/page9.png

Owner'S ManualCongatulations on your newly purchased, highly patented, pandimensional mirror! As you surely know, this mirror utilizes the latest of technobabble in order to produce a looking glass into not just your own reflection, but into the reflection of a life that you have never lead. Each mirror uses a display of technology and quantum mechanics far over the author of this blurb's credentials, to show you a whole different world, complete with a living version of you, who will similarly be looking through his mirror to your world.

WARNING: Do not hold a mirror to the Pandimensional Mirror, nor should you ever hold two Pandimensional Mirrors face to face. This occurrence will lead to significant destabilization of the area immediately surrounding the mirror, and you may end up to have lived your entire life as that jerk who never tips. Or worse yet, that jerk who never gets tipped.

The effects may last from anywhere from hours, to days, to the first time your new miserable life starts to turn around.

The rest seems pretty boring.

Specterbane 02-11-2011 08:21 AM
Consider the looking glass' ease of transportability.

EDIT-come on people I don't wanna be the only one making commands. Who all said they'd actively contribute again?

Loyal 02-11-2011 12:27 PM
Pack up and head to work already. You will deal with the SSERP scum later.

Flarecobra 02-11-2011 01:08 PM
Head to work, flipping off the guy in the mirror as you go. He seems like a jerk anyway.

akaSM 02-11-2011 08:24 PM
Get another mirror and show it to the man in the mirror

OR

Ask the man in the mirror for a mirror

OR

Get a camera, and a TV
Put the TV in front of the mirror
Hook the camera to the TV
Point the camera to the mirror
Turn both devices on
???
Profit

rpgdemon 02-12-2011 03:09 AM
That's the spirit! More suggestion givers!http://ngamesrpgs.com/files/comics/page10.png

http://ngamesrpgs.com/files/comics/page11.png

Conversation
Boss: There you are, Ted! What took you so long? I was starting to worry that you'd found yourself a new job, with an actual paycheck attached!

Ted (You): Well, it's a thrilling story, I'm sure, if I could just crack the case. You see, I woke up, bright and early in the morning, and next thing I know, here I am at work, striding in late. There must be something rather reportable at work here.

Boss: Well, of course I knew that! *Coughs self-consciously.* I used to be a reporter too, you know. Still have it in me, too!

Ted: (Eyes the boss's watch sharply): I'm sure that you do, Mr. Heindlind, but you're not quite what you used to be. Wearing a watch, in such an occasion? We'll have a field day printing about that... "Manager's Watch idles, while Everyman's minutes dwindle..." Well, it's a terrible headline, but it should get the point across.

Heindlind: Of course, of course! Foolish of me, really... Don't know what I was thinking. *Quickly removes the gold plated wristwatch, sliding it onto Ted's desk.* Here now, take this. I don't want any link back to this time incident. Now, where are those other scoops you promised me?

Ted: Ah, right. Well...

Bard The 5th LW 02-12-2011 01:49 PM
>Tell the story of your journey to work.

Flarecobra 02-12-2011 03:48 PM
Make up some crap involving Aliens, Elvis, and the Teletubbies.


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