You can jam my pistons, you can smash my metal skull, you can break my sensor eyes but you cannot scar me because I cannot love.

Dammit! And I was hoping to go to the Xavier School! Fuck England!

...but okay, true story: I had a bicycle accident when I was 8 or 9 (lost control coming down a hill, went straight off a 3-foot-high ledge over a parking lot and landed on my head) and actually do have a small scar on my forehead from the gash.

It used to be above my hairline, but time has been a harsh mistress on that front.

I have the coolest scar ever; it's on my freaking eye! Not on my face near my eye, I mean actually on the surface of my eyeball, right over the iris. Apparantly it probably happened during birth somehow. You can only see it in really close up photograths of my eye though.

And, boringly, I also have one from when I had my appendix out, but judging by this thread that's probably about the only normal one out of everyone here. Seriously you all have gotten into some serious scrapes.

I have one action badass one over my left eye from when I was 3 and wondered what those things hanging under my cats tail were (hint: my cat was not neutered.)

dozens on my leg from cutting it up when I learned to skate, a couple on my knuckles from various fights, and one on my back from a day in bed.

We think on similar lines. When people see it and ask, my default explanation is a machete fight.

Muscle wasn't missing, I don't think it got past my skin. But deep enough to leave a scar. Also I definitely wasn't a man when this happened.

The varying lengths of the posts on this thread is fascinating.

The only scar I have is a faint one on my forehead (hidden by my hair now) that I got at 4 years old when I tripped and hit my head on a rock at an airport. I think it needed stitches or something.

I congratulate those with face scars, because facial scars are badass. Except for DarkDrgon; don't grab cat balls, man.

I also laugh at POS for losing his hair because I can, see any picture in the camwhore thread.

Finally, I have a tiny, unnoticeable scar above my left eye from _mike hitting me with a plastic sword when we were little. He has a scar along one of his fingers from where I cut it off with scissors, so we're cool.

Words to live by.

I cannot really claim those as scars, though.
 

My default explanation is Quint's USS Indianapolis monologue from Jaws.