I neglected to mention that there ARE 6 foot margaritas.

Do you like to drink?

Is that like a double yardie full of margarita? Cause I make that 75 standard drinks.

They're these big plastic tubes with huge straws that you drink out of. You see tourists walking around with them.

They're not actually 6 feet, more like 3 feet or so. Dunno if there's much alcohol in them.

Fuck ou, I'm gonna drink 6ft of margarita and you can't stop me.