If it matters I chose not to sign up for this due to the theme.

I have no idea what everyone is talking about since I'm not really into political doodahs. I'll be playing the game like a mafia game, but might look up some witty comments regarding such things to use. Why are people being bitter bums about this?

This is NPF. If people weren't bitter bum cynics about everything, I'd be confused. :P

Can I be Zombie Lincoln?

The clear answer to this conflict given I've just recently beaten and enjoyed FFXIII and FFXIII-2 is to punish you all with a FFXIII theme.
Is that what you want, Nuklear Power Forums?!?

Nevermind, dropping out of this game.

SPOILER ALERT: Aldurin is Vanille, TOWN Most Annoying Character in the Human History of Written Narratives, everyone.
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Vanille is Republican?

Obviously. She's a vocal opponent of gay rights.

Because, like all homophobes, her hatred stems from projected self-loathing regarding her own sexuality.