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Bard still believes in the goodness of man.
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Somebody tell me I have an awesome avatar
When SSB Intern says 'gun' he means 'penis'.
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Geminex has a lame avatar. Whoever made it should be dragged out into the street and shot.
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GREAT SCOTT! Bard came from the future to ensure the event happened in order to esure the safety of the space time continuum.
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Doc ock is the reason we don't have flying cars yet
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Shyria ate Santa Claus and wears his hat as a trohpy.
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Fenris isn't really serious at all.
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My shenanigans are cheeky and fun...
Aldurin's shenanigans are cruel and tragic...Which makes doesn't make them shenanigans at all really... |
Doc thinks my shenanigans are fun, but doesn't want anybody else to know.
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Earl is Nightshine's third cousin. They made out once. Youtube it.
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McTahr once had shenanigans
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This is Bard's standard reception at Christmas parties.
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Specterbane isn't an apple juice container filled with pee, he's just a normal container of apple juice.
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Earl once saved Christmas with the help of David Bowie.
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Doc has discovered that the cure for just about every disease is punching him until you feel better. He was going to patent it, until he realized that getting punched would be a really sucky job.
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KS is actually dead, the reason he has so few posts over several years is the government's attempt to hide his death involves clumsily trying to post here and there.
Each post takes a the whole department 5 hours to write, and the rest of the time is spent finding threads that fall within the staff's combined mental capacity to handle. |
Aldurin is one of the people posing as KS.
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Ookalf violently stabbed this thread several times. It died from its wounds.
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Sevenshot is scared of the general discussion subforum.
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Sevenshot isn't named for his terrible accuracy, but the fact he owns a really weird revolver.
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Mctahr's Preferred weapon is Dragons breath shotguns
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Doc Ock is actually a crash-test dummy that escaped from the set of Mythbusters. It's said if you can locate the right remote detonator, you'd hear an explosion from his general direction.
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Thadius flunked out of Stealth and Camoflage 101 at the assassin's college for apparently failing to turn up for every single class.
It wasn't until the graduation ceremony that the faculty suddenly got it... |
Shyria catastrophically failed her spot check while teaching and was subsequently fired from said college. It's how they met.
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Using a metaphor in front of Loyal is like waving a red flag in front of a bul-Doing something annoying to someone thats annoyed by it.
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A horse once bit Doc ock. It hurt.
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Shyria once bit a moose.
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Bard's instrument of choice is the rhinestone keytar
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Shyria's jewelery of choice includes keytar-shaped rhinestones.
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Kerensky isn't a professional waffler, in fact, he's a drop-out of the International College of Waffling and Pancakes.
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akaSM has the worst taste imaginable in what constitutes a good tie, neck-, bow-, or otherwise.
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The 80s called, they want Loyal's hair back.
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Some things need to be lit on fire Shyra
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Also, Doc ock's spelling skills are TOTES PRO DOOD
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(So who do I tell a baseless lie about? Doc or Shyria...?)
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Kerensky Totally reads Titles.
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Doc is well versed in the language of love.
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Bard thinks Cajun is the language of love
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Doc, however, knows that the language of love is Canadian. Eh.
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Keien is responsible for all the ills that befall mankind.
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Viridis is Keien's side kick in all the ills that befall mankind.
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Specterbane sees dead people.
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Geminex was a ghost THE WHOLE TIME!
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Doc doesn't post in this thread enough.
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That isn't a costume in Aldurin's avatar. He actually killed Santa and skinned him for clothes.
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Shyria fought in WWII in Europe until 1948. She awarded herself several medals.
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Geminex was killed by Shyria during WWII.
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Bard was killed by Geminex during WWI.
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kerensky is just oozing with originality
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Doc cannot throw a frisbee properly to save his life. He once managed to throw it in such a way that it rolled into the nearby bowling alley and bowled a perfect strike.
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Loyal once defeated the Black Knight in a jousting competition.
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Bard was here to sing about it, but then broke the strings on the only lute in the joint.
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Why is this game so popular?
Specterbane isn't a moon. He's a space station!
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Geminex is a baseless lie.
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Aldurin's face is an unsubstansiated falsehood
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I actually can't tell you a baseless lie about Shyria. Due to her long association with me, she's turned to the Dark Side. Any lie I tell, she will go out of her way to disprove.
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Thadius totally isn't meta.
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Geminex is a beautiful, wonderful person who has won several Nobel prizes and even a knighthood!
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The sevenshot kid shot the sherrif, but he did not shoot the deputy.
Also, it was totally in self defense, he swears, no, really, he's innocent, judge, you've gotta believe him! |
Geminex is the worst defense attorney ever
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I swear if Token comes in here I will-
Doc is the best prosecutor ever.
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I briefly considered, then wisely refused, to Nuklear Wrightjack this thread.
Bard has learned the secret of baking a Bacon Cake.
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Who says they can't be nice lies?
Loyal works as an amateur magician for sick kids on weekends. His devotion has warmed the hearts of many a child and given them the determination to journey on in the face of their illnesses.
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Nice lies imply that they're actually bad.
Sevenshot kid hates puppies and chocolate.
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Aldurin's forum handle totally shouldn't be the full 'Aldurin Derpah'. Nope.
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Geminex is secretly in love with a PC.
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Kyanbu The Legend is legendary enough that if I were to tell you the full list of his exploits, you would die of old age.
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Thad's one of the few Endangered Gentlemen Assassins left...
Mostly because gentlemen assassins have the common sense of a suicidal liming. What with them showing up at their mark's house giving them both a fair warning and a apology |
Doc once showed up at his target's house with apology in hand, only to realize that they were wearing the same suit.
They had to both run home and change, only the target left his house while Doc was gone. Can you say embarrassing? |
KeienSlayer was Doc's target. They were both in Purple/Pink Pin stripe suits which they thought were totally original and unique.
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Specterbane is a junior Ghostbuster, As such, his phone is constantly ringing off the hook.
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Deep down, Thadius is a good person.
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Kerensky does not, in fact, have a waffling license, but is an illegal, black-market waffler wanted by law due to several charges of unlawful waffling. Also, arson.
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the next day Gem was found dead with waffle iron burns on his face.
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Doc could kill for some waffles right about now.
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