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We really need to condense our mass some. These tunnels are getting unmanageable fast.

I say we back up, condense to a more combative form, and then go eat us a Dweller.

Shift MASS to SNAKE ATTACK MODE!

Squeeze through GAP!

Activate LASER EYES!

DESTROY the DWELLER once and for all!

I say we shirk down, jump down its throat and see just how laser proof its internal organs are as we secrete acid and burst out of its chest.

BODY HORROR

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Originally Posted by Arhra (Post 1031874)

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umm Tev, didn't we already try the laser eye thing?

Yes, and we should do it again.

Hence why I suggest aiming the lasers for the tentacle's mouth.

Uhm, shouldn't those whiskers of ours told us that the passage was too small for our increased mass? That's what the real things do for cats.

As for action, the only options I see are to attempt to shoot the tentacle holding the yellow thing (with laser eyes, natch). Or get smacked with the yellow thing.

I say, shoot creature in tentacle that's holding the yellow thing.

SWB

Convert some of our excess mass to hypermass so as to better fit through the tunnel.

Why didn't Squishy go down the other path to chase the DWELLER? I mean, it was wide open and gave Squishy a longer path to attack the tentacled horror from.

As for LASER EYES, we need to find a way to raise our EVOLUTIONARY LIMIT and probably evolve the following traits:
> PUPIL
> OPTICAL LENS (with ability to strengthen/weaken LASERS through changing focus)
> RETINA with IMPROVED PHOTORECPTORS and SPECIALIZED LASER EMITTERS
> a pretty IRIS*
> CORNEA
> some AQUEOUS and VITRIOLIC HUMORS in the appropriate areas of the eye
> and whatever else is needed to work

Maybe these EVOLUTIONS, using IRREDUCIBLE COMPLEXITY, would count as one evolution overall for the LIMIT (or two - EYES and LASER EYES)

* for the IRIS, maybe it be linked with a mood-ring like setting on them where they change colors depending on Squishy's mood, health, hunger, etc. The left eye can indicate mood, and the right eye can indicate health/etc, this gives Squishy HETEROCHROMIA - further improving ADORABILITY
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