Right. I've attempted to post this update three goddamn times now. Each time, my laptop has frozen. To make up for the lateness though, have a double length update!
kinda sorta
Episode Six: Dammit Joey. Dammit.
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Right, all healed. TO SPROUT TOWER!
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Well, first to the Pokemart, then to Sprout Tower. :sweatdrop
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There we go.
Dear Mew I hope that wasn't a euphemism.
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Oh, BELLsprout Tower. That makes sense. In a stupid, stupid way.
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Oh sweet zombie Arceus, it was a euphemism. :gonk:
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You're disgusting. :(
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Treasure. you say?
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Why is that dude spinning?
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:gonk: DAAAH!
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Crap! Lethy's gonna be useless for this one.
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It's cool. Jackie's got this. ;)
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Bollocks.
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Yay! Now to catch it. :cool:
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Dammit Jackie. I'm sure I'll find another one though.
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:D
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:(
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:shifty:
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:(
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:(
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:(
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:)
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:shifty:
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:)
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:shifty:
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Healed up. Training time. :cool:
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Eh. Why not.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo!
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That would help explain how they managed to build a tower around one. :shifty:
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Why no, I'm not a nerd. Why do you ask?
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http://i46.tinypic.com/25fmuee.jpgI'm not sure if I'm more annoyed by the sudden timeshift, or you calling me again.
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Sure, why not.
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It's looking stupid. Like you.
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I wish you'd fall off a cliff.
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I don't care if it belongs to Blue Motherfucking Oak, it's a Pidgey. It's not tough.
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You need to stop bloody calling me.
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I hope not.
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dammit
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Print is dead. Much like you.
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Just some quick switching around...
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Some mostly offscreen leveling...
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Precisely what the cock is that thing? :gonk:
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OH RIGHT IT'S MINE.
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What? It's small and it has a drill. They can't all be genius.
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After some more leveling...
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I totally didn't forget what I was doing and go to the Gym instead of the tower. Nope.
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One Pokemon? This hardly seems fair.
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What the cock is that thing? :gonk:
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Good job Lethy.
that thing was giving me the creeps
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Fourscore and twenty seconds ago, I kicked yo' ass.
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So hey. Um. Go to hell. :)
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I disliked Guts. His level was always a pain. Not as bad as Iceman though.
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I can't even tell if it's night or day right now.
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Bring it.
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tee hee rod is slang for penis
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Success!
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Double success!
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What? Oh, that? That's just Egon. She's harmless.
y'know, cause both of your pokemon are normal type.
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Fair enough. I'm sure he'll have something far more threatening than a Pidgey at least. Maybe a Skarmory. Or an Articuno.
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Oh dear. An
emo kid.
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Yeah, I figured that much out myself, thanks.
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No, they say you can
electrocute bird Pokemon's wings with a jolt of electricity. You're mixing your metaphors.
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I... how was that insulting birds?
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And they're called FLYING types, by the way.
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BOSS BATTLE.
TokenASSHAT vs. EMO BIRD DUDE.
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Oh no. A Pidgey. Whatever will I do.
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I'm assuming he's packing a little more heat than just a level seven Pidgey, so I might as well use
A CUNNING STRATEGYRage over and over.
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Yeah, like that. :cool:
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That's a little better than a Pidgey, I guess.
No offense Jackie.
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Yay, I didn't lose my Attack boost. :D
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CUNNING STRATEGERY RIGHT HERE
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RRRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE
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That's how it's done. ;)
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Forget clipping your wings...:cool:...you should clip your hair.
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No, seriously. It's all greasy and- what. A level 7 Pidgey and a level 9 Pidgeotto WERE PASSED DOWN TO YOU? I can see why you're emo now. :(
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DAMMIT. I knew I shouldn't have made that crack about fighting them hand to hand. Okay. I can do this. I played Street Fighter 2 in the PokeCenter...
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SHORYU- oh. That works. :sweatdrop
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One of these days I'm going to remember to check my Pokemon's stats before and after getting a badge. Does it just boost it in battle, or is it an actual boost to the stats?
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Flash! Dammit! I knew I was forgetting something.
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Helpful. I'm leaving now.
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Y'know, I used to be excited by the Phone in my Pocket Monster Gear.
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Really, between you and Joey, it's just a mewdamn nuisance.
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Dio's kind of superfluous right now. I'll be raising him again soon though.
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Probably.
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He just asked me to find
you.
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That lazy bastard.
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Sure. I should warn you though. If this hatches into a Tyranitar, I'm riding it back to New Bark and Hyper Beaming the hell out of Elm's lab.
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You "discovered" this. Dude. It's a fucking egg. It's kind of obvious.
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Don't you have a Cyndaquil? Couldn't you just hold the egg over it's back until it hatches
into a tasty omelet.
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Wow. I am so sorry for you.
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That'll happen. Peace out.
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Healed. Whee.
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OH RIGHT SPROUT TOWER
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Flawless victory.
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Flawless victory. Again.
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Three in a row...:cool:... Tic Tac Toe.
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You have three level three Bellsprout. :shifty:
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Doo-doo-doo-doo!
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Good for you.
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Oh, right, you're creepy pokephiles. I forgot.
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Hehehe, Chow.
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Leatherhed "Chow"ed down. :cool:
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"Thank you sir, may I have another?"
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Doo-doo-doo-doo!
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GO BACK TO NARNIA.
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He had three of those.
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I know. Trust me.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo!
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:)
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NO IT IS DIM
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I swear to Regigigas, if he sends out a Bellsprout
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He sent one out before this, but this is a nice change.
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Trust? Say what?
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Crap! It's Token! That jerk.
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Eavesdropping. :)
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Oh snap.
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In a world that encourages cockfighting? Too harsh?
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Bulbapedia says otherwise.
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Crap, that one was out loud.
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And strait to the ellipses, I see.
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Old people often are, Toto.
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Yeah, I mean they're old and stuff. Arthritis and whatnot.
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I can dig that.
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And yet you stole a Chikorita. Unless you went back after our battle and got Cyndaquil instead. Honestly, that would have been the smart thing.
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Chikorita says otherwise.
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Good for him. Now to fight the-
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MOTHER OF FUCK
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IT IS NOT EVEN TWO HOURS AFTER THE LAST FUCKING TIME YOU CALLED ME
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THEY ARE PLOTTING YOUR FUCKING DEATH RIGHT NOW.
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WHEN THEY MAIM YOU I WILL NOT HOLD BACK
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YOU FUCKING TOLD ME THAT LAST TIME YOU FUCKING FUCK FUCKER
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STOP CUNTING CALLING ME
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FUCK YOU
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FUCK YOU
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FUCK YOU
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FUCK YOU
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FUCK YOU
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FUCK YOU
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FUCK YOU WITH A STEAM SHOVEL
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FUCK YOU
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FUCK-FUCK-FUCK-YOU!
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Hello sir, how are you on this fine morning?
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I am aware of this.
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That's beautiful, if slightly disturbing.
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Wait, that was Victory Road?
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Okay.
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That's great.
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Hey, it's not level 3.
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Neither was that one.
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Your team is officially better than Falkner's. :shifty:
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It's not that big of an achievement, really.
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So, am I the champion now?
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Doo-doo-doo-answer-my-question!
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That wasn't my question. :mad:
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So I'm not the Champion?
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FUCK YOU VIOLET CITY
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Team.
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I'm totally not lame or anything. :sweatdrop
Next time... CAVES!