I'll probably be playing the videogames. A stroke of brilliance by Blizzard I think, making Valentine's day a two week game event that takes your mind off how you're spending Valentine's day alone playing games. . . not that I need my mind taken off anything. :I

The sad thing is that I don't know if I'm joking or not
 

I don't know if I should hate or love this thread. It just makes me remember how my own sister thinks I'm gay, how some others think that I'm okay with my inner gay. Heck, even all those Hello sailor jokes I've made. It's so confusing..!

It's like that everybody else knows that I'm gay but I myself don't get it yet.

This is the part where Ben Affleck offers to have a threesome with you.

It'll have to do, my beard grows into a mane like a lion, and I doubt it would survive the fire.

As opposed to one with two girls or one dude and one girl.
 

Obviously, the best way to find out would be to have a threesome with two dudes.

If I steal the wine, it'll get me mad cred with the highschool girls. I can live with that.

Every yaoi where characters ask why another is walking funny is the best yaoi.
 

Yeah, but then they're gonna wonder why you're walking funny, and I don't think your Charisma stat is high enough to talk yourself out of that one.

I don’t know, the way the girls devour Yaoi these days it may boost his appeal.

Which totally explains why I'm always single.
 

I'm a British kid (with an accent) in Ohio. My CHA is out the roof.

I shoulda known. Anytime anyone puts anything here, leave it to ya'll to make everything gay. Single's awareness day, childrens' birthday parties, friday nights at Joe's Crab Shack. I can't stick anything here without someone trying to stick a pecker in it.