I'm liking this plan better with every post.

This all kind of reminds me of Hideo Kojima's Snatcher, with the modern-day witch hunts.

I'd get minimum security probably so I'd still be able to harass you guys.
People in my office reckon it's a good plan.

The popping machines at the theatre where I used to work were made by "Big Eye", with the simple yet effective slogan of "Big Eye is watching your popper performance." I kid you not.

Then someone decided to scribble Big Eye all over the place, making it something of a patron saint/in-joke of the theatre. Did not help.

Someone in Britain needs to make parodies of these ads warning people that their neighbors might be any number of ethic/national stereotypes and get it broadcast on the internet and their local radio stations.

Like I said, nothing could possibly go wro...
Oh, son of a bitch.

Wait, didn't Christ say "love thy neighbour?" Is The Saviour a terrorist?

And a communist.

I also hear he might not have been white skinned! Can you imagine!

Someone needs to take this to the next logical step and warn people about the dangers of terrorism that might be present in their family. Like how teenagers are all angry and hole up in their rooms and how that's suspicious, or how your grandparents might have war experience and could turn assassin. Or how your mild-mannered parents might be just a little TOO mild-mannered to compensate for the fact that they're really just playing a tape when you think they're having sex to mask them drawing up plans to bomb Parliament.

And not to mention your pets. We must be on the lookout for vicious Muslim budgies!
And dogs? Don't they just seem a little too friendly? They're up to something, I guarantee it.

Do not worry, long as we have our duct tape we are safe from the terrorists that lurk in every shadow. But just to be safe I think we should include manditory flag saluting for every citizen