At least I managed to scar you emotionally. That's something.

I'll take the Case! I'll find out who the killer is by sundown!

Strange how you volunteer so quickly, which would immediately eliminate you as a possibility.

Or what if the killer is Brian Clevinger in a Black Mage costume and Matt Speroni as a side kick dressed as Red Mage?

What if everyone's the killer.
Except you.

Now listen, we shouldn't judge them by whatever hijinks they get up to on cosplay night. Shame on you.

Says the dude with the Catgirl on his avatar. You are all in Cahoots!

Speroni thinks I'm pretty! *runs off crying*

Oh my god i'm trapped in a world of illusions!! *runs off crying in the opposite direction*

My God... this case has just become 10 times more complicated.

I think that this thread has proven conclusively: Yes, the forums are dying.