... There's just no hope for you is there?

What?

AB was all like:
And then I was all like: "No"

...
Wasn't that the kind of "distracting" that AB meant?

See that right there? That's the point.

And, and below that? Way below there, see? That's your head.

Well excuuuuuuse me princess, I recently realized that, with all the strategizing I was busy doing, quite a bit of calculus had slipped from my memory. I have been catching up to that, and was, consequently, somewhat distracted. If there's some incredibly subtle and sophisticated nuance that I missed, please, do explain.

See, this is why teenagers shouldn't be planning to conquer the world.

World domination is a full-time job!

And anyway, if you don't know, you don't deserve to know.

Eh, I can continue part-time for now, work behind the scenes. I'll go full-time in a few years.

Incidentally, is that your final answer, considering that in a few years' time I may or may not be in a position to extract said information from you with various degrees of... vehemence?

Do you really need to ask?

Ok, y'know what, I don't even care anymore. You will regret your defiance, most certainly, but that's not my problem.

And sorry about roar not being utterly overpowered. Must come as a deep shock to you. My condolences. But really, you'll only be hurt in this business. Leave the min-maxing to Menarker.

I seem to recall that it was you who told me to do the balancing. I only went along because I got to add a line about Impact pissing in his pants. And hey, if AB approved it, good for me!

By the way AB, you have to approve that line about Impact pissing in his pants and missing his turn whenever Roar is used. You have to. Or else I will boycot this RP, I swear to God.

Right, Drac, nice knowing you, it's been a good run. Good luck out there, sorry you have to go yadda yadda yadda.

You're aware, of course, that with your absence Pierce will turn into an NPC, and will, as such, be killable (and wouldn't it be horrible if something unexpectedly happened to him oh dear), but don't worry. When Even if that happens, I'll have Impact take good care of Sam, who you, sadly, also won't be around to control. 'fcourse, by "take good care of" I mean "have sex with", but if you're severing all ties, that really shouldn't bother you.
And speaking of not bothering you, you wouldn't mind if Shizuka, shocked by Pierce's death finds comfort in Impact (or, more accurately, in his genitals) will you?
Come to think of it, maybe you will mind, you can be territorial about that sort of stuff, can't you? but hey, you're boycotting us! You don't get a say. Wonderful, isn't it?