"Hi, my character is named the same as me, and she can do all spells ever written."
 

I remember seeing that one, actually, and I probably unconsciously ripped it off in my last example there. But I think my favorite out of those might be the "dragon sword o' darklight". See, it's got light, now, but here's the kicker...it's also dark! It's perfect for a brooding, tortured antihero who yearns to be redeemed and atone for his sins so he can tame the dark demonic forces within himself! Tied for my favorite spot: two swords named "Angel's Nightmare and Demon's Dream". They're so, liek, symbolic, and stuff.

(Also, the character with "the Power of Adnormally[sic] Hot Fire". Hotter than usual fire, you say? That's...that's just downright special, right there.)

Also also, while rereading the examples in your post I just saw someone spell the word "Magic'k". Which reminds me: we can't afford to skimp on the pretentious misspellings. It's what lends a character their uniqueness, you know.

Remember, it's only symbolic when it's intended to not have any meaning at all.

I think his hat should be on fire!

He has to have some sort of transformation form though! Or better yet, a Dagger flute used to summon a mecha unit for him to pilot.

An arrow through the head.

I always liked making fun of this guy...name: infernus massor (latin for hellish reaper)
age: unknown but is over 2500 yrs old [looks to be 18]
race: ucosia (lupinus eagle demon)
forms: ucosia, demigod of distruction, wereucosia, and human
fighting still: shadow ninjutsu
weapons: black night (a katana that is black and has electricity around it), 2 ninja-to, and double quidoshi
powers: ice, lightening, light + dark energy, portals, ki, and healing

I mean, come on, you had a badly translated Latin name, an 18 year old looking 2500 year old....who is, from the best I can discern, a wolf-bird demon thingy. Also he has a colored (not to be racist on the black weapons or anything) electrical sword!

You know that thing about pets resembling their owners?
 

GENTLEMEN (and Tev), BEHOLD

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/c...acnoir/WUT.jpg

I approve.

That's pretty... uh... wow.

All of my posts are symbolic.
Secret is out. End thread.

I think he needs to be punching Superman and kicking Sentry