There are a few people I blame in the Schmoes Org this year. I am calling him Poison because while he got us a cup in the first year, then the team began to fall apart.

Who's Revis going to cover? Cry-A-Baby Moss, or Welker Texas Ranger?

You do know that, in addition to having the best slot-receiver in the league in Wes Welker and one of the most freakishly athletically gifted receivers in Randy Moss, we also have two amazing new talents in tight ends Gronkowski and Hernandez, not to mention Tate, Edelman and competent HBs who can catch passes like Kevin Faulk and Fred Taylor?

All you have is one talented cornerback who's missed most of training camp and can only cover one of our given receivers at a time. Good luck choosing between Moss, Welker and Gronkowski, because the other two are going to burn your sorry asses.

P.S. Sanchez is horribly overrated, your team is horribly overrated, and the media's built them up to such exotic heights that watching them crash and burn will be a delight to witness. Particularly given the identity of your coach.

All hail my mancrush Tom Brady! If I ever turn gay, he's the second person I'm sleeping with after Nonny.

Well aware.

Well aware.

We've watched them crash and burn for 40 years, though I've only been around for 24 of those. The reason neither I or the rest of the tristate area give a fuck about Rex's antics is because the last three or four of our coaches have had less personality then a throw rug. One of them made too many excuses and had the most rigid play calling in the game. The next tried to be Bill Belichick part II and in the process of trying to keep our "super sekret game planz" under wraps, he became the most boring one-dimensional person ever to walk the face of the earth.

We needed an asshole. Specifically an asshole who is batshit insane. Insane enough to call super bowl wins even though it pisses the rest of the country off. We all know Sanchez won't amount to anything, we know there's a good chance we'll collapse before the playoffs. But, it's good to see the coach actually doing his job and energizing people for once.

...And the Niners get thwamped. Man, I wish I could say I was surprised. :(

But, hey! At least the Rams* and Cowboys** lost, so I guess the day wasn't a total wash. :dance:

*It pleases me when the Ram's lose because they are my brother's team, and it would be no good if his team had a better record than mine.
**It pleases me when the Cowboys lose because...well...they're the Cowboys, and the sun always shines a little brighter when the Cowboys lose.

Honestly, The Sanchise is no more overrated then Joe Namath.

Dixon played just as good or better than Roethlisberger would have. He probably had about five less sacks and seven less interceptions than Big Ben would have had by the point he made his first and pretty much only mistake. Frankly what with the performance of Redman's and eveyrone's running game I'd say it's time to move back to it and leave all that "passing" bullshit behind.

The Eagles should just let Vick be first string already, yeah, I know, he killed some dogs. Other star NFL players have shot people or taken drugs (or raped people! Look at Pittsburgh, they hint that they might not make Ben starter, which I know is bullshit, but there's no hint at dropping the bastard at all) and never even gone to jail for it! Vick can actually run that shit in himself if things look hairy, stick Kolb in as second, seriously.

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I'm real leery about Vick. Can he continue to be a scrambling QB that wins a Super Bowl or will he just be great for the Playoffs?

I think it's utterly unlike Eagles fans to suddenly presume that Vick is even capable of the latter based on his performance in a single game.

Spain lol but I bet the party beforehand was fun

Barça lol lol lol Messi did shit

Man U lol how the fuck do you fuck up a three nil lead.

EDIT: Oops, wrong football.