No we got the spy. Only one spy per colony. Lizardman rule!

That's not as high priority on the list. It's only at the "shotgun then a long talk with the kids", not "shotgun and then take the kids to therapy".

If you think I'm overprotective, imagine what I'll do to scare my future daughter's boyfriend into complying with that "bring her back by 9 at the latest, or I'll show you all of the ways to inflict pain that I've learned from karate".

And no, I won't make a donation to this cause.

So your daughter's girlfriend doesn't have to have her home by 9? How very progressive of you.

What is your opinion on human-lizard relations? And by relations, I mean blood evaporating, scale shedding, tail melting, eye splitting interspecies sex.

Also your daughter will rebel against your overprotective ways and will totally end up at an arts college where she will be taught by some raggedly hippy who will seduce her with his worldy ways and revolutionary attitudes. LIKE ME.

EDIT:

That won't happen. If all logic says it's unavoidable then I'll go to my last resort and trigger the series of events that will destroy the world within a month. It takes serious effort not to do it right now out of boredom.

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sto.../hs2/02484.gif

Damn communists, every time you turn around they're trying for some impractical or just plain stupid concept. Makes a man want to stab them and make them puke blood.

Oh the scary parenting shit I'm capable of, she'll question her own sanity if she does anything that would make other people question her sanity (no you guys don't count as people as I have not seen proof of your physical existence and the logic that you use doesn't help either).

Ok, I feel like a horrible person for saying this, but the more EE talks about his daughter, the more I am filled with dread at the prospect of him procreating.

EE, this is your future daughter.

I can see this thread being used in a future custody trial. O_o

Maybe I should just date someone sterile and female for those who would have said something.

But then I could always adopt . . .