I made pictures in MS Paint, man.
While they don't show anything NSFW (aside from a little poop (the crotch is self-censored for comedy)) The weaker among you may find it a little disturbing. Some people here have seen it. Most of those think I'm a horrible person for making that.

I will not post it here. I will just describe it.

An asian black man with big lips wearing a monocle. His hair is blond-ish and has the form of a crucifix, One of his hands gives the peace sign while the other throws the horns. On his pink shirt we can see a star of David with a Swastika in its center. There's also the number 23 as well as the letter (or roman numeral) V. He wears no pants, but his crotch is covered by an emoticon of a policeman. Lastly, there are some flies whirring around a pile of poop (with stink lines!) under him.

His name is the Contradictator and he was the enemy of the super-hero team my brother and I built.

It is only bad because this villain should have had a female henchwoman/girlfriend named Mary Contrary, to play the Harlequin to his Joker.

So... I had this daydream about a month ago...

Basically, I would be dressed professionally/handsomely and be out on the street heading to an appointment. Then I see a beautiful young lady admiring her ring which can be assumed to be given to her by her boyfriend, fiance or whatever.
I would approach her and express how marvelous that ring look from afar. "It looks absolutely splendid."
Then I would lean closer toward the ring, as if imitating the expertise of a jeweler, looking through my glasses squinting ever so carefully in my unsolictated examination.
I then sigh, look at her briefly with an expression of faintest disappointment.
"Cubic Zirconia"
Then I walk away promptly and swiftly before she can respond.

In my mind, I chortle with glee as I shatter her romantic delusion and thus instill the mental image in her head that the ring that supposably was worth thousands of dollars and was supposed to be a symbolic representation of her partner's love for her is really an expensive gold band with a "gem" worth little more than 25 cents and that she wasn't worth enough to pay full price. And if she acted on those thoughts... OH, the ACCUSATIONS! THE BLAME! THE HEARTBREAK! SEPERATION! TWO SOULS TORN ASUNDER! All from me pretending to look at it closely and saying two words. "Cubic Zirconia"

I'd imagine this would make me a bad person if I ever acted on it. >_>

oooooh.... BURN Repped like a BITCH!

Bard too, for that matter.
 

Which is how you do everything.

All this MLP shit is making me hungry for some reason, I wanna eat me some pony!

Sexual euphemism of the year. Someone come up with a meaning for it.

Just google 'Equius Zahhak' with Safe Search turned off.

There was a brief week where nearly all of my request could have been finished (Including a user on here who's name I forgot >_<). I wasted it on games and random drawings.

Forgivable in the sense that I completely forgot all about them and that I didn't think I'd have a whole week of free time till after that time past.

also

Sometimes though rarely do I ever do this, I'll create a thread that's secret cleverly designed to get people to unknowningly provide feed back on an idea, plot element, design choice that I have done or planned to do in Mischief Knights.

This is not a Pony! It's a Unicorn!! FO'SHAME!