But with money you can get any present within it's limits.

See, it's not all bad.

It wasn't for Christmas but I'm buying these for my wife.

No, see, he literally gets money that's been used as toilet paper.

My Christmas is delayed because I had to stay away from home due to work. So if I got anything for Christmas, I'll find out on the 27th or 28th. But I did get a nice bonus from work.

Didn't get my GOD DAMN car though!

So basicly he gets paid in american dollars?

I don't know nothing 'bout no shoes, but those are some shoes, man.

Money is worthless, it's shit. I don't want money. What if some catastrophic event happens tomorrow and we have to spend the rest of our lives in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. I'd get more use out of a really heavy book than out of money. Fuck money.

If you don't want yours, I'll have it. I'll trade you some raider painspike armor and a few caps for it.

Edit: And maybe I can dig up a flamer.

For Channukah: A new Littman stethoscope, and a Coach bag.

maybe it's just me