Incidentally, did we ever get confirmation on whether y'all would be cool with noobs like me and Ramary joining you, or whether it would cramp your style or something? I don't wanna be a lead weight on everyone else, but "play D&D" is on my bucket list, so.

Newbies are welcome. To be honest I'm sort of a newbie in that while I have years of DM experience I've never done it online before- only done real life.
We'll need to give you a run through of the rules at some point beforehand .

D&D isn't that complicated, especially in 3.X (other than grapple rules... fuck that nonsense), its usually just "Roll a 20 sider, if you beat the target roll this die to see how much you affected something"

Talk to me or nikose for general pointers, also check the NPF chat since there's always a minimum of 2 DnD nerds on there at all times.

http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Main_Page

Here's a link for a very useful reference for the system, just make sure any pages say 3.5e and not 3e or 4e.

To play with Smarty you have to learn the detailed history of at least 6 monstrous races and write an essay on how their social structures should be reformed to improve their ultimate evolutionary goal- maximum evil- alongside suggestions for how these policies could be implemented most realistically.

Humans, elves, dwarves, halflings, orcs and gnomes spent a long time killing eachother. The way to fix it is to throw more booze-fueled interspecies orgies.

Do I qualify now?

Is your listing of humans among the monstrous races a Hobbesian reference or a fuckup on your part?

I'm listing the humans that were in the brothel your mom visited last night.

I'm still interested, I'm available thurs/fri/sat/sun. I am a newbie, but I have some knowledge on how the game works and spells and shit. I totally read a lot of the srd for fun, that's how nerdy I am.

Considering a preemptive strike.
 

Okay, just to clarify, the only reason I actually posted here was to troll smarty with the economist class. I didn't actually want to play one.
Mind you, this is looking interesting, and I'd have time on Sunday. I also recently acquired a bunch of DnD sourcebooks, so that's fun! Prestige classes and skill tricks ahoy!

So sure, when I'm back in germany, why not.

As long as Nikose and Earl don't try to murder me out of spite as soon at the game starts, that is.