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Geminex really likes that avatar.
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Bard totally isn't two responses behind, nope. Not a bit. And nobody's laughing racously at him.
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Specter was too cowardly to light himself on fire to avoid the ninja. He sat in his closet instead, hoping they wouldn't find him. They did.
However, it turned out that ninja are less "killing machines" and more "sad kids in need of a hug". It kind of ruined Specter's entire life to find out this inconvenient truth. |
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Fenris isn't as serious as he looks; in fact, he has a PhD in Jokeology from clown college.
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The Sevenshot Kid is attempting to gain all the positions of authority on Earth by right of Caste. It's not going so well. So far he's only managed to kill off beekeepers.
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Thad traveled to the past and mooned Genghis Khan. For this reason, every man of the latter's bloodline feels an inexplicable urge to murder the former on sight.
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loyal isn't related to khan...but still has the same urge
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Doc is actually Mastermind under the Deadpool mask.
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Specterbane is actually taskmaster after he met with Dan mcninja
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Doc ock rokc is secretly a mime
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Geminex can't get out of the invisible box Doc told him he was in.
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Shyria is responsible for the broken social service system in pokemon.
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Bard actively supports said system.
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aldurin Is tired of working 5 hours at Team Rocket to earn enough for a lemonade.
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Doc ock rokc wears that mask because he made the very grave mistake of showing his face at a ninja convention and cursing all of the attendees and their mothers.
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Thadius really isn't an assassin. But he does work security at ninja conventions and can kill anyone who comes too close, which is almost the same thing.
Right? |
Keien is going to receive a warning/apology note today...
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Sent by Doc, because he feels bad about hurting Keien's feelings.
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Gem is catastrophically terrified of the number eleven.
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loyal is Scared of the number Seven...Because of a EXTREMELY bad pun
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Doc ock is both scared of the number seven and an avowed Satanist due to an especially traumatic experience involving "Seven Minutes in Heaven"
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Shyria ate nine.
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Specterbane is really a girlfriend of one of the moderators here.
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and Aldurin is really....ZOMBIE DR HOBO.
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Doc ock made love to my Chevy van and that is not alright with me!
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Shyria is currently looking for any buyers of said van.
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Specterbane is willing to pay extra for it.
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But Geminex keeps out bidding me.
Oh, and akaSIM totally didn't just rob me of that. No robbing what-so-ever. |
Specter is mad that he doesn't have photoshop.
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Dock Ock Rock isn't infected with rabies.
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Aldurin is not Scott Ramsoonair in disguise.
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Geminex knows people. People who might not take kindly to you disrespecting his avatar. So you better apologize, a'fore somethin' unfortunate happens to your shop here. It's a wonderful, family-run shop. It's amazing what a little fire can do...
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Thadius doesn't make threats.
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Bard's charming family shop isn't going to get burned down as a warning to all those shopkeepers spreading lies about my henchmen.
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Geminex needs to remember to pay his family dues on time, or else his charming little warehouse down by the docks might show up in the news.
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Thadius, of course, means that he will run a news special on how clean and well run Gem's warehouse is and not that he is going to do anything mean. Mean things are far too ungentlemanly for Thadius.
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Keien's "Slayer" title means that he Trys to kill threads like these.
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Doc used to be an actual doctor. He was fired after prematurely declaring one too many patients dead, including three whom had no health problems whatsoever.
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Loyal knows how looks can kill.
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Specterbane has the ability to time tavel. He uses this ability to go through different points and places in history and make Christmas better for the children of other eras.
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Unfortunately Specter brought Bard along as a companion...and he single-handedly manages to Traumatize every child they come across.
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Doc was one of those unfortunate children back during that horrible night....
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Specterbane has accumulated over five hundred years of bad luck through an alarming phobia of his own reflection in the mirror.
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Except it's not his face he's scared of. He saw Loyal's face through a window, thinking it was a mirror.
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akaSM is adopted.
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Geminex has been thinking all his life, that he's a shiny thing, perhaps a gem, inside a letter of the roman alphabet, maybe an "X". He's been wrong all the time, he's a roman letter inside a shiny thing
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akaSM puts way too much thought into his posts.
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Kerensky puts just the right amount of thought into his posts.
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All the originality in this game was stolen by Aldurin. He's carefully posing as an originality-deprived moron like quite a few other lazy people to deflect suspicion. It appears to be working very well.
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Thadius has a monocle fetish.
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Every TV show in the universe exists inside Geminex's avatar courtesy of a 9 year old autistic kid.
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Shyria once shot a very tiny stray kitten to the moon for eating out of a dragon's food bowl*.
*adventurer corpse |
Why does this thread have a fixation on my face/appearance?
McTahr follows nine different religions simultaneously, including two otherwise unknown to man.
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Loyal is secretly a PI inspired by the tale of Dick Tracy. However due to time travel shenanigans he is also the inspiration of Dick Tracy, thus he is a truly self made man.
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Now that you mention it...
Specterbane's avatar is of fire because of Loyal's face and/or appearance.
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akaSM was the first tree ever grown.
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Of course, Bard is leaving out that he was the first arborist. And a terrible one at that.
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Thadius is a master of the most heinous crimes known to man. If by "heinous crimes" you mean jaywalking, popping the balloons of small children, and ding-dong-ditch.
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Loyal's messed up head can't comprehend that Ding-Dong-Ditch was the thing that allowed us to win the second world war.
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Doc obviously believes everything he reads on them thur intarwebz. The propaganda he spotted one day was what led him to incite the first world war, after all.
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Hatake Kakashi, or HK, is actually an assassin droid from a galaxy far far away.
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Osterbaum isn't really alive. It's just a front.
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Terisse is my love child. Just sayin'. My assassin droid love child.
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Geminex isn't a snow globe. He's a failed 8-ball!
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Thadius didn't just stretch my patience for name-related puns and references to my avatar to its limit.
NOP3 NOT 1N TH3 SL1GHT3ST |
Gem hates the color green. Every time he gets another bit of rep he cringes at his failure to contain the rep rupees.
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Loyal secretly bound the demon Argon into the rep gems in a bid to take over the world. So far, all its done is give Geminex the jibblies.
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Shyria was Loyal's spirit guide in his quest to bind the demon Argon.
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Specterbane was Loyal's horse.
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Fenris wasn't the demon Argon.
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bard can see into the future and was driven mad by it.
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Doc did Loyal's horse.
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Hatake Kakashi is mad with jealousy.
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You know who's not at all jealous about the horse sex thing, though?
Geminex. |
Krylo once took a bite out of crime, and has been addicted ever since.
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