Kyanbu owns the most advanced paper mill in history, which produces the finest quality paper not yet known to man. And he's not sharing any of it.

loyal was found dead the next day with thousands of paper cuts all over his body.

Doc ock rokc was found at the scene of Loyal's death, inexplicably shouting something about 92 brightness.

Whomper is a proud member of the Autobots.

His war stories bring even Optimus Prime to tears from the sear awesomeness of his struggles and victories on the battle field.

Thadius is not the 'Dapper Assassin' that he claims to be, but rather a charlatan confidante who writes books about the exploits of actual dapper assassins and claims them as autobiographies to his own exploits. Yet he still wonders why they haven't taken revenge upon him yet, not yet realizing that gentlemen are above revenge.

RMB's clock is actually set to the wrong timezone. He has always been two hours too early and never realize it.

Bard is not only the fifth light warrior, he's also the troll who's attributed to Ophiuchus.

Specterbane can see the future, the past, and the reason why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

for some reason Kyanbu can't figure out why Kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
(he thinks its because if you arrange them correctly they form something that looks like one of his characters if your really drunk)