Doc ock rokc is slim shady, the real slim shady.

He really really wishes he wasn't.

Gem requires 10 ounces of chocolate every day, or he'll drop dead on the spot.

Loyal is addicted to amnesia dust and but thankfully forgot about his addiction.

Thadius once beat the Millennium Falcon, Outlaw Star, and Bebop in a race, piloting only a mail truck with 3 jet engines and a sweet flaming red paint job.

Kyanbu failed to mention that he programed Thad's computer to run him right into a black hole and he in fact transcended the speed of light in normal space. causing him to escape the black hole in something roughly the size of a marble.

Doc failed to mention that Thad's escape was all according to plan.

Kyanbu is actually the cat from inspector gadget after an experiment gave him a mind of his own and the intelligence of an evil genius. He does however still enjoy a good ball of yarn, preferably pink yarn.

Specterbane is the one who performed said experiment in a bid to take over the world with cute and fluffy, but evil cats and so rewards them with said yarn after they 'do such a good job'.

RMB is an Officially Endorsed All-Time Great Guy Person Who Is Strong.