Thadius's('ss) Baseless lie has a Odd number of wings that it doesn't need to fly.

Doc is actually the personification of gravity, and that's the reason bumblebees can fly.

Some say he's been declared illegal in 12 U.S. States, and that if he passes with in a mile of a crying baby it'll stop out of respect. All we know is he's called KeienSlayer!

And Specterbane is his trusty side kick.

Kyanbu is his nemesis, constantly having his silly and evil plans thwarted.

And Bard is my minion.

Kyanbu is a hobo with a stolen laptop.

Aldurin once ran a red light riding a boar.

He had to, some lunatic was chasing him on a dodo while making honking sounds but, hey, It was Kyanbu's boar after all.