I just noticed that none of us can ever run for office or pretty much any political job because of the risk of one of their rivals to use their posts here in NPF on TV ads to break their moral

OK for one, I know for a fact that Fifth has no cave, office, nor even a physical being. Fifth is a computational anomaly created by a combination of spam, Tom from myspace (the first AI) , and the sheer amount of soul that the member of the NFP channel through their computers. My working theory is that somehow every computer in existence is connected by a common factor, this being spam. The joined powers of the world's computers formed a collective conscious. Unfortunately the only skills this entity possessed were those involving taking over websites and the ability assault your retinas with massive amounts of lies. Of course, this is all you really need to be a mod, so there really was no problem there. One day, it found nuklearpower, inserted itself into our culture and has risen through the ranks. All of this made possible by his constant feeding on our emotions and trivial anecdotes. As far as Tom (or the Tangential Omega Motherboard) is concerned he simply provided Fifth a kick-start into existence due to a leak of a portion of his AI programming. Well, this and the fact that Myspace is responsible for 80% of the world's spam.


And for two, his boss should totally be a Dreadnought

no, no, no. Fithfiend is the bastard digital flipper-baby that resulted when Hal, SHODAN, and GLaDOS had one horrific compu-bender one night.

Fucking
Idiot,
Frequently
Tries
Helping
Forsaken
Imbeciles
Enter
Nuklearpower's
Domain

Jerk.

Shiney is Offtopic! OMGWTFBBQSAUCE!

But hey, any thread is "Hate Fifth" thread, AMIRITE?

So... warbot...

ok, yeah, i cant do it... now i just want a character in Warbot that based on Fifth and Shiney... as some sort of couple...

LOVELY!

Oh shit they're on to me HEY GUYS I AM MODERATORILY PRONOUNCING THAT THIS THREAD IS OFF TOPIC AND WE SHOULD RETURN TO DISCUSSING BRIAN CLEVINGER'S NEW WEBCOMIC THAT WILL BE TOTALLY AWESOME MAYBE.

Wasn't in Mod Color - Doesn't count!

Okay, but seriously - Are there any other characters you have planned for the cast that are noteworthy?

I am so looking forward to this. I haven't got to see any other work by Brian as Nuklear Age costs more than I'd like to pay for a book and I never saw the Atomic Robo #1 that I tried to preorder from a goddamn hippie and his cats.

Git yer Atomic Robo comics here.

I hate to drive the thread off topic once again, but this thread has been a source of bittersweet amusement for all us disgruntled cubicle dwellers out here.