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Also raptors have brutal fort saves. |
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So, yeah, been years since I've RPed in any manner, but I have the book and love it. :whee: Edit: @ Barrel: Never said anything about broken. Psionics, from what I've come to understand, are pretty low on the twinking scale. You can multiclass them, of course, but Psionic feats tend not to be abusable in any way I can think of. I mean, they do get some useful feats and abilities, but the feats are all enhancements and item crafts, and the abilities are less than almighty. Really, they're like a Blue/White deck in Magic. Lots of little annoyances and useful functions, but not much in the line of ridiculously overpowered nukes. |
Yes but you'll be walking in the market one day and catch something, a glimpse, a flash of green, and a strange cadence of hisses.
You'll forget it, carry home for the night, humming to yourself a tune you've never heard before and tossing money to the beggars, oddly out in force. You'll take your shower and clean your teeth and lie down for your sleep. You've been having trouble sleeping lately, your latent powers tend to awake at night. But not this night. This night a strange lull washes over you and cradles you to sleep, an experience not encountered since you lay in your mother's arms listening to her gentle lullaby. In the morning there is no body, only a mystery pile of ion stones left on top of a bed of blood. |
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Yeah, wait until Jerry gets a load of this! Man, this beats choking on a wine cork at 80! |
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Hold on for a second. What's so great about it? You get eaten by a velociraptor. Admittedly, it sings you to sleep first, but it still eats you whole. Or not even whole! Because I very much doubt that a velociraptor could stomache an entire human. I mean sure, they're ravenous, but wouldn't at least the skeleton remain? Or does the velociraptor drag that off and burn it somewhere? Because that would be even less glamorous.
I mean, of course death-by-velociraptor-Bard is, if nothing else, an honorable death. But there's better. ... Like... ... Death-by-velociraptor-assassin! Edit: That's wearing a silly hat! And maybe a moustache... |
My bard did work as an assassin for a while....
Didn't last. Left too many ioun stones everywhere. |
Well, you missed your calling. Though a velociraptor Psion would be even more awesome, now that I come to think of it.
You should persuade your DM to set up a jurassic park-esque campaign, with you as a psion velociraptor. Overland flight and Breath of the Black Dragon FTW. Maybe Phase door to surprise the poor human fools. And create sound. |
You forgot the part where psionics are inherently stupid.
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