I generally assume everyone on the internet is a prepubescent boy until proven otherwise. Which would make an NPF orgy very awkward.

But I am the awesome kind of drunk. The philosopher drunk! I contemplate the stars and the Universe. I've almost made a few drunk posts, but I fall asleep before I send them out. Well, there are a few out there but I bet you can't find 'em he he he.

That I got from you. >:(

If an ice cube "suffered an increase in temperature causing it to lose cohesion" I don't think I'd argue.

Yes, I have.
It does not look like sewage, it has no water.
Sewage is green.

I just want to see a movie or a comic or something with a scene in which someone yells out from behind a bathroom stall door "Holy fuck I'm pissing Bees!"

We're getting off topic. We should should be discussing what DFM might hypothetically look like naked.

I can't think of a response to this that isn't creepier than the initial question.

Bioshock: The Movie (directed by the Wayans Bros.)

SCARY MOVIE 9: RAPTURE
 

That joke can be a one-shot skit on YouTube and we'd get a good movie instead.

Theoretically.

I've been reminded video game movies are awful.

A Video Game movie only has a chance of being good if the writers and creator who did the story for the game, worked on the movie from start to finish.