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Flarecobra 02-21-2011 04:05 AM

> Get down to business.

Specterbane 02-21-2011 02:26 PM

-Examine surroundings.

rpgdemon 02-21-2011 04:52 PM

That plan totally worked! Promising that I might not have spare time clearly leads to increased spare time!
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KeienSlayer 02-23-2011 06:24 AM

>Eat your hat. DO NOT QUESTION THE LOGIC BEHIND THIS ACTION.

Specterbane 02-23-2011 08:37 AM

Recover sensibilities> mourn crumpled hat> Exit door.

Flarecobra 02-23-2011 01:05 PM

> Be the other guy.

Thadius 02-24-2011 12:16 AM

>Begin a magical musical adventure in petty rivalry and tomfoolery!

rpgdemon 02-24-2011 01:17 AM

I have nothing really to say. Here's some more pages.
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Unnamed Mustache'd Man: ENOUGH OF THIS CRAP.
UMM: IT ENDS HERE, TED FREED.
UMM: AS OF THREE MINUTES AGO, I AM FREELANCING, AND DOING IT ALONE.
UMM: YOUR STUPIDITY HAS CAUSED ME TO FOREGO DENTAL CARE.
UMM: HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?
UMM: DO YOU EVEN FEEL? DO YOU FEEL, TED FREED?
UMM: NO, YOU DON'T.
UMM: ALL YOU DO IS DANCE.
UMM: DANCE DAY IN, DANCE DAY OUT. DANCING IT UP. DANCING ALL THE TIME WITH THAT HYPNOtising rhythm. That wonderfully untimed, syncopated rhythm.
UMM: I guess what I'm saying here is, you are a true lord of the dance.
UMM: So, why are we here again?
Ted: Scoops.
UMM: What -exactly- are we here for?
Ted: Scoops.
UMM: No, but what exactly are we looking for?
Ted: Scoops.
UMM: What do you use to serve ice cream?
Ted: Now you're thinking scoops. What -do- they use to serve the ice cream here? I've never even seen proof that they -do- serve ice cream here. Another mystery of this so called "Bakery".
Ted: To answer your original question: We're calling into question the credibility of "Mrs. Grayer"'s fine eatery. While they do serve up the best scones this side of some place that's known for their scones, I have some serious doubts about this "Mrs. Grayer" character.
Ted: Yes, at first it conjures imagery of a kindly old woman, baking away with love in the back of the store, but have you seen evidence of this alleged Grayer?
Ted: What kind of name is Mrs. Grayer, anyhow? Was she once "Mrs. Auburner"? Who changes their name to match their haircolor?
Ted: Signs point to Mrs. Grayer being a sinister construct of a ruthlessly run bakery, and -I- don't ignore signs. That's how you end up backwards on an unfinished stretch of highway, with a half dozen girlscouts trying to gun you down.



Specterbane 02-24-2011 08:55 AM

Give "Mrs. Grayer" a suspicious leer!

Loyal 02-24-2011 09:43 AM

> Chide UMM for inappropriate attire (his lack of hat). Then have him investigate Mrs. Grayer.


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