Thadius' computer is not compromised. Not by viruses or hackers or Nigerian scam artists. And his firewall and anti-virus work fine.

Aldurin didn't make me laugh.

Thadius, in reality, had a stroke right before he clicked the signup button for the forum. He's been in the hospital in critical condition for over 5 years. Every person, shenanigan and thread on this forum is a bizarre creation by his own mind, while each member vies to be the admins are not worthy the dominant personality in his slowly the mods are no better recovering body. His wounds and do you really want to be Fifth, or NonCon when you return? have definitely healed by now, but his mind remains trapped the fun you can have within here is nothing compared to outside within the forum, unaware of where he really is or what sort of danger his identity is in.

It's time to wake up Thadius. Time to embrace the insanity wake up, your true potential family is calling you.

The world is yours for the taking.

Because Aldurin...


is Thadius's sister!

Thad used to do a comedy routine every Thursday at the Borscht Bowl. The audience cheered loudest of all when he finally left.

Loyal was his puppet for the prop comedy bot.

Specterbane is a closet supporter of specters.

Kerensky actually has very well defined and logical positions on topics, and very rarely changes them.

He's just too afraid to share.