That, sir, is correct.

Indeed, it was GBA, back when DS was just a twinkling in Nintendo's eye...

...Or maybe more recent than that, I have no idea. People have been wanting a DS-sequel for a while now, though. Because it's awesome.

I'm a girl.

In his defense you are a pretty scary girl who could probably kill every man on this forum.

EDIT: I really don't mean this in a disrespectful way.

I knew you were a girl, I read it in a forum game somewhere. That's just my standard "yes" response and it sounds silly if you put ma'am in instead of sir.

YOUR POOR USE OF GENDER PRONOUNS IS SILLY!

But this thread is not about whether or not "That, mam, is correct." sounds right (and it does, as it is a catch-all statement, from "That, Bob, is correct." to "That, feline, is correct."), it is about Suns. Suns, that, are Golden.

Yet are only seen in the sequel, and even then not explained, as the series would have been better called "World of Psynergy."

The first game could be called "World of Psynergy: Weyard", and the sequel could have been called: "World of Psynergy: Golden Sun."

But anyway, next Why!? log comes after next Fred log.

Mostly because I imagine at this point, all Why!? is doing is taking the service elevator and trying to ignore the two jerks humming along to non-distinct jazz sounds with too much enthusiasm.

Half a chapter, %500 plot-filled.
 

So yeah, general laziness coupled with yesterday's storm kinda made me not update yesterday, even though I wanted to.

Also, this chapter is so full of PLOT that I had to break it up into two and cut out that which I did not directly hear if I had ANY shot of not crashing the Internet. And even then, I had to break out the weed from time to time to ignore the heavily-laden plot bits. But I bring you!

Chapter Three - Part one - Apocalypse Now, the Rejerking

The only thing that's changed since last time is I've gone up and touched the wall that's got the laser coming out of it.

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Well waddya know, a portal.

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Guess I'll go first.

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OH GOD JESUS MY BONES!

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I'm NEVER doing that again.

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I dunno, I didn't see an information kiosk with little maps.

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"Oh, how us old people have waited for them to get back together and form great music once again."

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"Finally, my rock album can be filled out again!"

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"You're going to make a mess if you don't calm down."

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Confucius say stones of power bring much doom to world.

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"I'm one of their old groupies that just couldn't let go."

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"I mean, really, the drummer couldn't have been doing weed."

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"I told you not to get so excited."

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"Especially the lead singer, she's still hot."

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Wait. Did I just get press-ganged into service?

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Yes. Yes I would.

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Dammit, does what I say matter anymore? *Sigh* FINE.

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CREEPY OLD MAN IS TOUCHING ME! RAPE! RAPE!

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At this point, evidence that he got too close.

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Sounds expensive.

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Wait. You've been planning this for some time, haven't you?

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"After that, roll over and bark. Oh, wait, you're not my dog. Won't stop me from treating you like one, though!"

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*Insert Zelda music*

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Who'da thunk it?

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Earth, that which all things rest on. Earth, that which is the cradle of Life. Earth, that which I am aligned with. Pardon me, but I'm gonna see if I can't fuse this gem's power with my own and take over the world!

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Aaah! AAAAH! Earthquake! I guess that's a no!

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Oh, wait, that might be useful.

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Hey, we can get the water gem now!

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*Insert Zelda Music*

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Hey. Hey, old man, I got two words for you. SHUT UP. I don't see YOU out here doing this inane jumping puzzle.

Ah hell, might as well. If we're gonna desecrate a sanctum, might as well go whole-hog. Maybe I can get a Indiana Jones hat and whip...something tells me we're gonna do a lot of desecrating.

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Water, that which slakes our thirst. Water, that which we are made of. Water, that which we owe our very existence to. Water, that which completely surrounds us in this freaking chamber.

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Ga-shunk.

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Ga-shunk.

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And another ga-shunk. Looks like we can get the air gem now.

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*Insert Zelda Music*

Then the old man yells at me again to go get the others, so I do so.

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Air, that which gives all life breath and can take it away. That which blows and pollinates the flowers and trees, which all complex life forms depend on. That which we could not do without.

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Ga-shunk.

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Ga-shunk.

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And ga-shunk.

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*Insert Zelda music*

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Huh. I wonder why the old man didn't say anything this time?

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JERKS AT 2 O'CLOCK!

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"Also, the sky is blue! And we're deep underground!"

Kraden has another attack of Old here that manifests as him stating the obvious.

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Uh, yes. Yes he is, you thieving jerk bastard. (Hah, I outdid the old man.)

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Old man just got BURNED.

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"And why did you bring so many con- oh."

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Hostage-Taking and Evil Villainy 101

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I don't.

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Hmmm...Unlimited power...old man and orphan girl...

Screw that, I'm using them on myself.

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Something tells me I don't really have a 'choice' here...

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Old man is smarter than he looks, not an easy feat.

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"And it's good for ninety days!"

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Yup, and Who's on second, and What is pitching. *Insert drumroll here*

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We did not see his body, so no, we don't have proof he's dead. We can change that, though!

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"That's my name!"

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"The answer is yes."

In case you guys can't tell, I hate the name you picked for Felix.

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Well, no, we SHOULDN'T, but I don't see any other option.

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Whatever you do, DON'T DROP THEM. The fate of the world, or maybe just our friends, depends on you now Beef.

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I totally missed it, but this guy just teleported into the room. He shall henceforth be known as 'UberJerk.'

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"We had to intimidate the elderly and some kids without you!"

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"And not THOSE stones, but the Stars."

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"I mean, really, couldn't you lot have done that jumping puzzle as well? Oh oh! Or the traps and tunnels we had to fight through to get to the room itself? Are you guys really that lazy?"

The answer is yes and no at the same time. Confused? Don't be.

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"How the hell are you doing that?!"

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No, I understood you perfectly. That's the problem.

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"...To give me a cookie."

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I'd like to say 'No,' but it's one of those choices that isn't a choice thing.

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"...Of the weed, cause, man, do we need it."

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Fire, that which drives, nay, IS the spark of Life Itself. That which first gave living things warmth. That primal force at the core of the earth.

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*Insert Zelda Music*

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Well, now we've got them all, time to bargain with the Jerks for our fri-

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YEARRRRGH!!! I'M BLIND!

Tune in next time for all the stuff I've promised you but haven't gotten the chance to upload yet!

Saturos and Menardi appearance out of fucking nowhere kind of reminds me of a Code Geass episode.

Also, FUCKING FINALLY, THADIUS.

Diary of Why?:

*written hastily*
Mood: Embarrassed.

"These jerks....we got here before them.....and yet...they insisted on letting my sibling's friends go and get them. Who didn't have any problems...getting them. And now, this has turned into hostage negotiation....I'm sure they have an ulterior reason for this they haven't told me about, or else I'd raise a fit...

My mask itches something fierce...oh, it's that blue haired bastard. Gives me the willies every time I talk with him...he only just recently joined our group....yet he acts as if he's the boss. I'd personally love to deck him in the face, but he's somewhat of a coward...anytime anyone would love to make the sound of five fingers meeting a face, he just teleports in and out. I'd love to learn that Psynergy, though I do know his element is Water. What water has to do with teleportation is beyond me though.

My sister...has gotten bigger..in places... And Fred looks like he could kick my ass too! How much have I missed since I was set on this path?

Oh well, at least it's good to see them again, and hopefully no harm will come to YEARRRGHOHGODITSBRIGHT-

*dropped pencil*

DO NOT ADJUST YOUR SCREENS. THIS IS THADIUS HIJACKING SHYRIA'S ACCOUNT.

Regulus, I apologize for the length of time it took. Next chappy's pics are already picked. THERE'S 200 OF THEM.

I will begin resizing them and cropping them immediately, next chapter will be up in a few days time, Saturday by the latest.

And Pyros, your journals are digital versions of joy beamed directly to my brain. Now if we could get Phil_ over here to draw arts for the LP, I would explode into a fine mist of hapiness and caffeine.

THE HIJACKING IS OVER. RETURN TO YOUR LIVES CITIZENS.

EDIT FROM THE REAL SHYRIA: Body-snatching makes me feel skeezy @.=.@