Yeah, maybe if you're some kind of pansy who can't handle a little lava.

Wha? I don't think anything in this thread is really that serious, man.

Everyone on the internet is always, completely and totally serious.

My next piece of advice is, you could say, inspired by Funka Genocide's post;

Funka Genocide is trying to sabotage your sanity. Please don't listen to him.

Are you asking me how to ignore my posts? That's pretty funny. . .

That's not how pessimism works. Thanks for ruining my low expectations of you and your understanding of art we call pessimism. Psssst, I'm not an angry old man.


Hey, there's a glass, and the question is: "is it half empty or half full?"
And the answer is: "It's half full liquid that tastes horrible and I've to drink it. After I've drunk it I wish I were dying but I won't die, because world hates me. And hey, it isn't medicine.."

Needless to say that I'm just an apprentice in the art of pessimism. Sad isn't it?

Holy fuck. This means I can turn every thread into a testament to my own greatness.

I didn't even use the word pessimism, man. My argument is still valid for the moment.

Get your own soap box! >:(

EDIT: Like, say I'm going to eat a burger. I'll think, "The bread might be soggy, the meat will be old, and the vegetables will be soggy. Let's just get through it then."
And then you eat it and it's not that bad. Then, you are thankful, and feel better about eating the burger, whereas normally you'd only have the satisfaction of having something occupying your stomach. Oh, but here's another piece of advice, backed by science too.

Pessimism doesn't get you much.

In the quote there's a piece of advice dudes
 

That's what I was implying. :p

I actually do live by this.
 

Another piece of advice:

Just say what you mean. Unless you're flirting.

Never trust a man in a robe that isn't terrycloth. Even then, dependent on circumstance, it might serve you to be wary.