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Premmy 04-06-2010 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by NonCon (Post 1030699)
I dunno man. I've got that Mormon bible at home, and I don't know how recently that's been through changes, but it pretty much says that God blew up Sodom and Gomorra because the people liked having gay sex.

and/or pedophelia and every other kind of freakyness you can think of

Osterbaum 04-06-2010 12:18 PM

What's the debate for? Can't we just agree that the Pope is a pedophile protecting asshole who steps on peoples rights and spreads suffering around. Fuck the pope, fuck the whole Vatican.

Archbio 04-06-2010 12:24 PM

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I dunno man. I've got that Mormon bible at home, and I don't know how recently that's been through changes, but it pretty much says that God blew up Sodom and Gomorra because the people liked having gay sex.
Do you mean the Book of Mormon? Because my impression is that it's a document separate from the rest of Biblical tradition and seems to have originated in 1830.

Not that understand why one would judge the Mormons in particular incapable of interpretation of ancient traditions as more clearly reflecting their own prejudices.

Kim 04-06-2010 12:28 PM

Actually, there's a version of the Bible with what's called "The Joseph Smith translation" that has footnotes where the guy says what something is really supposed to say, but even without that it seems to make it pretty clear the Sodom and Gomorra thing was about the gays and such. I mean, I figured that's why it was called sodomy. Guess I was wrong?

krogothwolf 04-06-2010 12:32 PM

No, you're right Non. I think it was the people of Sodom wanted to see lot's guests so they could "know" them. And the guests were male angels. And then they refused Lot's offer of his virgin daughters and went crazy cause there was nice angel male ass for them they couldn't have. They got all yuppity and God said Lot, get the fuck out of dodge cause I be blown this here place up yo! So lot ran, his wife looked back and became a salt pile while Sodom was smacked down with a People's Elbow delivered from god yo!

Kim 04-06-2010 12:38 PM

http://i41.tinypic.com/rtdump.jpg

Premmy 04-06-2010 12:38 PM

God was gonna burn that place in the first place, he just sent the angels to warn lot

Tev 04-06-2010 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Premonitions (Post 1030705)
and/or pedophelia and every other kind of freakyness you can think of

And all the freakishness we'll never be able to think of now that's it's gone. Think of the volumes of fetishes that were lost in the fall of Sodom! I bet Two Girls One Cup was just a parlor show to them.

Dauntasa 04-06-2010 01:16 PM

Oh, by the way, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id2pJp9ACg8

krogothwolf 04-06-2010 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Dauntasa (Post 1030728)

I've always envisioned God being an over-the-top WWE type kind of individual. This song makes it seem more so. I can just imagine him Giving sinners the Stone Cold Stunner before sending them to hell.

I thought the pope apologized about molestation that happened in england recently? It's nice to know the pope has double standards!


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