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http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/8823b8f1.gif Edgeworth, it doesn't matter if you "buy" his theory or not. If you have reason to doubt it, back it up with evidence. http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/909d53f7.gif After all, you've seen the video yourself. Can you tell me with a straight face that you haven't the same doubt in the back of your mind as the rest of us regarding its authenticity? http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/ef6d6d34.gif On top of that, we have one critical, unsolved mystery: Why has Mr. Man not been stung? After all, he's allegedly broken into a compound filled with violent, raging bees, and stolen their precious honey... http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/909d53f7.gif ...yet according to Det. Gumshoe he hasn't brought home any painful souvenirs to tell about it. http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/3c95a2f4.gif So, Edgeworth, what makes him so special? Quote:
D... did it ever occur to you that the defendant might have more than one set of clothes? Or that this second person could have thrown the honey on the defendant himself? We only found several jars of the stuff at the defendant's home. |
http://i35.tinypic.com/20ks5f.jpghttp://i35.tinypic.com/280qh6q.jpg http://i33.tinypic.com/71qka0.jpg My dear friend, obviously you are being blinded by your clients scholarly vocabulary. Quote:
http://i34.tinypic.com/2qscn5e.jpg It is my duty as an officer of the court to push any doubt aside. Quote:
http://i33.tinypic.com/71qka0.jpg The defendant is working with stinging insects. They would be, should be protected against such hazards. Perhaps it is a special insect repellent or beekeeper gear. Quote:
http://i33.tinypic.com/71qka0.jpg Then let's put this line of questioning to rest. Mr Ryanderman, what were you wearing last night when you were out with Miss Cobra? Also, what do you do while at the compound to protect against bee stings? |
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http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/3c95a2f4.gif The defendant is a student of an engineering discipline that has nothing to do with bees or what they produce! He is unaffiliated with the compound, their protective measures, and their bees! http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/8823b8f1.gif Furthermore, we've already established that... http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/ef6d6d34.gif ...there was neither a repelling agent... Quote:
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...meaning, in other words, there is absolutely no reason for him to have been safe from the bees aside from sheer distance! http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/5e44e584.gif But hey, don't let me stop you, Edgeworth. It's your cross examination, after all. Your leading questions and snide insinuations serve you well. http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/4c48136d.gif |
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http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...-withwhipb.gif I suggest you look carefully at the testimony before running that foolish mouth of yours, Wright! Quote:
Now why does 'viscous' liquids and 'forced vibration' sound so suspicious? Let's look back, shall we? Quote:
Now, imagine what a man with years of research could do with some 'viscous liquids' that control bees? Certainly, he wouldn't get stung by them. |
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(Oh, CRAP! I didn't think of that...) http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/b750c033.gif You bring up an interesting theory, Ms. von Karma. I admit I can't think of anything inherently flawed with it... http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/1a9d7396.gif http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/1a3ef3d2.gif But that's because I don't know anything about the field in question. I think this calls for some more detailed testimony from the defendant on exactly what can be accomplished with his ... viscous damped doohickey wave boson architecture... http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/f63edb2e.gif ...science. Thing. http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/a8368e82.gif But it's your cross-examination, so you need to ask... http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/f63edb2e.gif If it pleases the prosecution. |
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http://lh6.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...mal%28b%29.gif The issue, Mr. Edgeworth, is not that I may not remember going to the compound, it is that I specifically remember leaving the Local Drinking Establishment, and going home to bed. There is no gap in my memory in which this supposed misadventure at the Bee Cannon Compound could have taken place. http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...are%28b%29.gif Unless you'd like to propose, without a shred of evidence, that I broke into the compound while sleep walking, after having already gone home and gone to bed, there is no possibility that I was the culprit. http://lh4.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...ing%28b%29.gif But please, by all means, propose it. I'll enjoy watching you laughed out of court. Quote:
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...are%28b%29.gif Pay attention, Mr. Edgeworth, I said no such thing. I said that the culprit may have used a clever disguise, but at no point tried to suggest that the individual may have used my clothes. Quote:
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...are%28b%29.gif I don't know what trial you're prosecuting, Mr. Edgeworth, but it is certainly not this one. Not only do I not work at the Bee Cannon Compound, I have never even been there. Quote:
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...ing%28b%29.gif Why Ms. von Karma, it is certainly good to talk to a layperson who has the capacity to understand the work that I do. But I'm afraid you've misunderstood the nature of my studies. An entirely understandable mistake for someone who hasn't devoted the years of research that I have. http://lh6.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...mal%28b%29.gif The viscous damping in my studies is merely the mathematical model used to approximate the effect of damping on vibrating solid mechanical structures. It has nothing to do with bees, or honey, or whatever other crazy activities it appears they get up to at that place. http://lh4.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...ing%28b%29.gif I hope that helped clarify things for you, Ms. von Karma. And if you need any help explaining the bigger words to Mr. Edgeworth, please let me know. I would be happy to assist. |
http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...ka-clenchb.gif Flattery does not become you, Mr. Man. That will be all, witness. http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...nziska-hab.gif Without any new decisive evidence, I don't see this questioning going on to be anything more than a row of back and forth bickering. While entertaining, I lack the time for such mirth and mummery. http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...ziska-whip.gif The prosecution calls NonCon to the stand. |
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...dot-hehmug.gif I'd ask what your associate Mr. Edgeworth thinks, but I don't really care. http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...ection-mug.gif The court calls NonCon to the stand. |
http://i33.tinypic.com/1zch46d.gif I'm not late am I? I hate being late for these things. No? Okay then. http://i35.tinypic.com/v7tyip.gif Well, as I'm sure Gumshoe told you, I've been developing the Special Bee Cannon as a defense from outside attacks. It's an ingenious device that allows us to control bees. Think of it! A world where you never get stung... http://i33.tinypic.com/1zch46d.gif The project was nearing completion, so I decided to celebrate by visiting the local drinking establishment. While I was walking past Ryanderman, he spilled some of his drink on me. I confronted him about it, and he started yelling. He didn't seem to be handling his alcohol well, because I could barely understand a word he said. As I'm sure you can understand, I didn't feel like sticking around after that. The next morning I found that my machine was ruined, and some of the mind honey stolen! A quick look at the security feed was all it took to prove Ryanderman's guilt. Whether he stole it during a mad case of the munchies, or due to a drunken vendetta, I haven't a clue. |
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...ot-normalb.gif Thank you, Mr. NonCon. http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...-thinkingb.gif The prosecution may now examine the witness. |
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