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Loyal 08-24-2010 04:41 PM

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Personally I don't buy your edited video theory.

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Edgeworth, it doesn't matter if you "buy" his theory or not. If you have reason to doubt it, back it up with evidence.

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After all, you've seen the video yourself. Can you tell me with a straight face that you haven't the same doubt in the back of your mind as the rest of us regarding its authenticity?

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On top of that, we have one critical, unsolved mystery: Why has Mr. Man not been stung? After all, he's allegedly broken into a compound filled with violent, raging bees, and stolen their precious honey...

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...yet according to Det. Gumshoe he hasn't brought home any painful souvenirs to tell about it.

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So, Edgeworth, what makes him so special?


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Also you said that someone else may have used your clothes to implicate you in the vandalism. Are you implying that someone came to your place, undressed you, took your clothes, dressed themselves up as you and went to the compound? Only to return to your place. How does that explain the honey on your hands?

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D... did it ever occur to you that the defendant might have more than one set of clothes? Or that this second person could have thrown the honey on the defendant himself? We only found several jars of the stuff at the defendant's home.

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope 08-24-2010 08:03 PM

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My dear friend, obviously you are being blinded by your clients scholarly vocabulary.

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After all, you've seen the video yourself. Can you tell me with a straight face that you haven't the same doubt in the back of your mind as the rest of us regarding its authenticity?
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It is my duty as an officer of the court to push any doubt aside.

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On top of that, we have one critical, unsolved mystery: Why has Mr. Man not been stung? After all, he's allegedly broken into a compound filled with violent, raging bees, and stolen their precious honey...

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...yet according to Det. Gumshoe he hasn't brought home any painful souvenirs to tell about it.

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So, Edgeworth, what makes him so special?

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The defendant is working with stinging insects. They would be, should be protected against such hazards. Perhaps it is a special insect repellent or beekeeper gear.

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D... did it ever occur to you that the defendant might have more than one set of clothes? Or that this second person could have thrown the honey on the defendant himself? We only found several jars of the stuff at the defendant's home.
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Then let's put this line of questioning to rest. Mr Ryanderman, what were you wearing last night when you were out with Miss Cobra? Also, what do you do while at the compound to protect against bee stings?

Loyal 08-24-2010 08:44 PM

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The defendant is working with stinging insects. They would be, should be protected against such hazards. Perhaps it is a special insect repellent or beekeeper gear.

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The defendant is a student of an engineering discipline that has nothing to do with bees or what they produce! He is unaffiliated with the compound, their protective measures, and their bees!

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Furthermore, we've already established that...

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...there was neither a repelling agent...
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Originally Posted by Shyria Dracnoir (Post 1065585)
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Is it possible the suspect had access to some sort of counter-agent that somehow made him less of a target to the bees. And is possible to trace the physical or chemical makeup of this agent (if found) to a possible supplier?

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Originally Posted by POS Industries (Post 1065600)
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Weird as it might be, forensics didn't find anything unexpected on him. He must've just gotten lucky!

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...nor a protective suit of any sort...
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Originally Posted by POS Industries (Post 1066294)
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His clothes were pretty normal, from what I can remember. Not like he was specifically dressed up to go on a sneaky ninja mission to steal stuff or nothin'.

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...meaning, in other words, there is absolutely no reason for him to have been safe from the bees aside from sheer distance!

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But hey, don't let me stop you, Edgeworth. It's your cross examination, after all. Your leading questions and snide insinuations serve you well.

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The SSB Intern 08-25-2010 12:49 AM

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I suggest you look carefully at the testimony before running that foolish mouth of yours, Wright!

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I'm studying Mechanical Engineering. Specifically, my thesis is on Resonance in Viscous Damped Micro-Structures Under Forced Vibration With Semi-Random Waveforms.

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Now why does 'viscous' liquids and 'forced vibration' sound so suspicious? Let's look back, shall we?

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The power surge knocked out something called the "Mindhive" or whatever. I ain't no scientist or nothing, but apparently it sends out signals that communicate with the bees through the nectar or some deal like that, makes them able to be used as weapons against whatever bad guys wanna mess with our forums!
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Now, imagine what a man with years of research could do with some 'viscous liquids' that control bees? Certainly, he wouldn't get stung by them.

Loyal 08-25-2010 11:15 AM

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(Oh, CRAP! I didn't think of that...)

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You bring up an interesting theory, Ms. von Karma. I admit I can't think of anything inherently flawed with it...

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But that's because I don't know anything about the field in question.
I think this calls for some more detailed testimony from the defendant on exactly what can be accomplished with his ... viscous damped doohickey wave boson architecture...

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...science. Thing.

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But it's your cross-examination, so you need to ask...

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If it pleases the prosecution.

Ryanderman 08-25-2010 11:23 AM

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So you said that the night is a blur. Then obviously you would not remember going to the compound, even if it were an accident

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Then I ask you this Mr Ryanderman, if you believe you were drugged, would it be possible that, while under the influence, you went to the compound.


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The issue, Mr. Edgeworth, is not that I may not remember going to the compound, it is that I specifically remember leaving the Local Drinking Establishment, and going home to bed. There is no gap in my memory in which this supposed misadventure at the Bee Cannon Compound could have taken place.



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Unless you'd like to propose, without a shred of evidence, that I broke into the compound while sleep walking, after having already gone home and gone to bed, there is no possibility that I was the culprit.



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But please, by all means, propose it.
I'll enjoy watching you laughed out of court.



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Originally Posted by Edgeworth

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Also you said that someone else may have used your clothes to implicate you in the vandalism. Are you implying that someone came to your place, undressed you, took your clothes, dressed themselves up as you and went to the compound? Only to return to your place. How does that explain the honey on your hands?

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Pay attention, Mr. Edgeworth, I said no such thing.
I said that the culprit may have used a clever disguise, but at no point tried to suggest that the individual may have used my clothes.



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Originally Posted by Edgeworth

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How well are you received at the compound Mr. Ryanderman? Are you well liked there?

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Then let's put this line of questioning to rest. Mr Ryanderman, what were you wearing last night when you were out with Miss Cobra? Also, what do you do while at the compound to protect against bee stings?

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I don't know what trial you're prosecuting, Mr. Edgeworth, but it is certainly not this one.
Not only do I not work at the Bee Cannon Compound, I have never even been there.



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Originally Posted by Ms. von Karma
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Now why does 'viscous' liquids and 'forced vibration' sound so suspicious? Let's look back, shall we?



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Now, imagine what a man with years of research could do with some 'viscous liquids' that control bees? Certainly, he wouldn't get stung by them.


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Why Ms. von Karma, it is certainly good to talk to a layperson who has the capacity to understand the work that I do.
But I'm afraid you've misunderstood the nature of my studies.
An entirely understandable mistake for someone who hasn't devoted the years of research that I have.




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The viscous damping in my studies is merely the mathematical model used to approximate the effect of damping on vibrating solid mechanical structures. It has nothing to do with bees, or honey, or whatever other crazy activities it appears they get up to at that place.




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I hope that helped clarify things for you, Ms. von Karma.
And if you need any help explaining the bigger words to Mr. Edgeworth, please let me know.
I would be happy to assist.

The SSB Intern 08-26-2010 12:44 AM

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Flattery does not become you, Mr. Man. That will be all, witness.

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Without any new decisive evidence, I don't see this questioning going on to be anything more than a row of back and forth bickering. While entertaining, I lack the time for such mirth and mummery.

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The prosecution calls NonCon to the stand.

POS Industries 08-26-2010 03:53 AM

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I'd ask what your associate Mr. Edgeworth thinks, but I don't really care.

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The court calls NonCon to the stand.

Kim 08-26-2010 04:18 AM

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I'm not late am I? I hate being late for these things.

No? Okay then.

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Well, as I'm sure Gumshoe told you, I've been developing the Special Bee Cannon as a defense from outside attacks.

It's an ingenious device that allows us to control bees. Think of it! A world where you never get stung...

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The project was nearing completion, so I decided to celebrate by visiting the local drinking establishment. While I was walking past Ryanderman, he spilled some of his drink on me.

I confronted him about it, and he started yelling. He didn't seem to be handling his alcohol well, because I could barely understand a word he said.

As I'm sure you can understand, I didn't feel like sticking around after that.

The next morning I found that my machine was ruined, and some of the mind honey stolen! A quick look at the security feed was all it took to prove Ryanderman's guilt. Whether he stole it during a mad case of the munchies, or due to a drunken vendetta, I haven't a clue.

POS Industries 08-26-2010 04:24 AM



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