Geminex is really John Cleese.

Hatake is the real Kakashi. The legendary copy ninja! More legendary then me!

Kyanbu was the "Legendary" flashing ninja...and it had nothing to do with lights

Doc wears that helmet because, without it, he would instantly charm every lady to look upon him. And also some men.

It's the women that scare him.

The world was going to end in 2012, but Thadius found the switch for that and removed it.

Specterbane's anti-ninja precautions held up quite well until the ninjas discovered asbestos.

Shyria isn't really a fire breathing dragon, she just ate some really spicy food.

And Thadius is the co-writer of that book.

Kyanbu owns the most advanced paper mill in history, which produces the finest quality paper not yet known to man. And he's not sharing any of it.

loyal was found dead the next day with thousands of paper cuts all over his body.

Doc ock rokc was found at the scene of Loyal's death, inexplicably shouting something about 92 brightness.

Whomper is a proud member of the Autobots.

His war stories bring even Optimus Prime to tears from the sear awesomeness of his struggles and victories on the battle field.

Thadius is not the 'Dapper Assassin' that he claims to be, but rather a charlatan confidante who writes books about the exploits of actual dapper assassins and claims them as autobiographies to his own exploits. Yet he still wonders why they haven't taken revenge upon him yet, not yet realizing that gentlemen are above revenge.

RMB's clock is actually set to the wrong timezone. He has always been two hours too early and never realize it.

Bard is not only the fifth light warrior, he's also the troll who's attributed to Ophiuchus.

Specterbane can see the future, the past, and the reason why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

for some reason Kyanbu can't figure out why Kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
(he thinks its because if you arrange them correctly they form something that looks like one of his characters if your really drunk)

Doc ock rokc is slim shady, the real slim shady.

He really really wishes he wasn't.

Gem requires 10 ounces of chocolate every day, or he'll drop dead on the spot.

Loyal is addicted to amnesia dust and but thankfully forgot about his addiction.

Thadius once beat the Millennium Falcon, Outlaw Star, and Bebop in a race, piloting only a mail truck with 3 jet engines and a sweet flaming red paint job.

Kyanbu failed to mention that he programed Thad's computer to run him right into a black hole and he in fact transcended the speed of light in normal space. causing him to escape the black hole in something roughly the size of a marble.

Doc failed to mention that Thad's escape was all according to plan.

Kyanbu is actually the cat from inspector gadget after an experiment gave him a mind of his own and the intelligence of an evil genius. He does however still enjoy a good ball of yarn, preferably pink yarn.

Specterbane is the one who performed said experiment in a bid to take over the world with cute and fluffy, but evil cats and so rewards them with said yarn after they 'do such a good job'.

RMB is an Officially Endorsed All-Time Great Guy Person Who Is Strong.

Geminex is RMB's fanboy.

And so is Bard.

Kyanbu is the President of that Fanclub as well.

RMB is a liar.

Bard is the president of the that fan club.

And Thadius's too whom I presented the Ultimate Question and Ultimate Answer to.

Kyan and Thad are the Split personalities generated when the orginal mind was exposed to said Ultimate Question & Answer.

Doc was the creator of both the question and answer, then the resulting creation split his mind into Kyanbu. His other personality would then find the answer and split into Thad. In other words, Doc is three tiers of crazy.

Red Mage was a witness to the creation of the Ultimate Question and Answer.

Kyanbu knows the ancient secrets of the Knife Eye Attack.

The secret, as Specterbane learned, is not to shove the blade into your eyes and hope the opponent is too terrified to continue.

Then Thadius stole the secrets from Thief and sold them to the highest bidder back in Cornenia.

Kyanbu sniped the bid and got a package in the mail.
this was the result
Attachment 7619
~Lesson of the day Don't snipe Sarda.~

Except Doc swapped places with me moments before it happened in a feat to save my life.

Kyanbu saved Doc by traveling back in time and placing a Doc doll in place of the real Doc.

Thadius once saved the world by accident when he fired a laser meant to destroy the moon, only to miss it completely and vaporize an approaching 250,000m wide Asteroid that would have destroyed the planet.

The Asteroid was summoned by Kyanbu using the never talked about GREY MATERIA.

Specterbane gave that materia to Kyanbu because he tried eating it and didn't like it's taste.

akaSM once invented bread that never spoils. It explodes when cut though. So it never caught on.

Kyanbu's bread is made of tree resins.

Zilla's real name is jira

Doc is the one true Captain Falcon.

Kyanbu knows the muffin man.

Zilla ate the muffin man.

akaSM created the muffin man.

Damn I'm silly :3
 

Sugar, milk, and other muffin making ingredients.
These were the ingredients choosen
To create the perfect muffin
But, because of Kyanbu's shenanigans akaSM accidentally
Added an extra ingredient to the concoction---
Chemical X
Thus, The Muffin Man was born
Using his ultra-super flavors
Vanilla, Chocolate, and Whatever muffins taste like
Has dedicated his live to fighting crime
And the forces of evil

And akaSM became known as akaSM Jojo.

Thadius's('ss) Baseless lie has a Odd number of wings that it doesn't need to fly.

Doc is actually the personification of gravity, and that's the reason bumblebees can fly.

Some say he's been declared illegal in 12 U.S. States, and that if he passes with in a mile of a crying baby it'll stop out of respect. All we know is he's called KeienSlayer!

And Specterbane is his trusty side kick.

Kyanbu is his nemesis, constantly having his silly and evil plans thwarted.

And Bard is my minion.

Kyanbu is a hobo with a stolen laptop.

Aldurin once ran a red light riding a boar.

He had to, some lunatic was chasing him on a dodo while making honking sounds but, hey, It was Kyanbu's boar after all.

That lunatic was non other then akaSM himself.

Thadius can shoot rainbows out of his fingertips to make anything more COLORFUL.

So you're saying Thadius' avatar should be something like this?
http://images.wikia.com/yuyuhakusho/...ow_Cyclone.jpg


Regardless, Loyal just shed a tear of joy, sorrow, and confusion at the sight of that image.

Thadius is actually the Toast King on the Moon.

Red Mage Black once created a rocket that could travel at light speed.

But Kyanbu spilled coffee all over the console and grounded the inaugural mission to Neptune indefinitely.

Shyria is an ex-assassin-turned-international-superspy working for the Russian government. In those circles she is known simply as "The Serpent".

Loyal was once one of her targets, but faked his own death and had facial nonconstructive surgery to change his identity.