He listed his location as New Jersey simply to cash in on the popularity of Jersey Shore.

Kozar doesn't exist, his twelve posts are only remnants of his attempts to exist over the past 3 and a half years.

Earl frequently trips over his own shoelaces, only to recover and pretend he'd meant to do it all along. You'd think he'd learn to tie his shoes by now.

Loyal frequently pushes Earl when ever he's not looking, making him only believe he trips over his shoelaces.

As much as Kyanbu would like to think he's a painfully blinding beacon of light when he's really only a soft, incandescent glow.

Even then Aldurin bowed and prayed
To the neon god he made

Doc ock was NOT the shooter on the grassy knoll, he was the spitballer on the Denny's patio.

Shyria and me once had a duel on a tennis court in Wildwood NJ. Wearing toy dueldisks and quoteing lines from varies yugioh DM through ZeXal episodes as well as Yugioh abridged.

Kyanbu was once Sparta-kicked off a castle wall by Thadius.

Fortunately for her, Shyria had replaced the ground with bubble wrap and feathers.