I was thinking that, but the original post was fucking terrible in terms of drunk postage. There wasn't any egregious grammatical errors, hamfisted "I love you bro!" moments or pent up drunk-rage.

There was a veiled admission to being homosexually attracted to you, but I mean come on, that like every thread you post in. Yawn.

Yeah, I don't really think I was hammered so much as safety buzzed on that one. I'll try harder next time, but I have to wait a few months for you all to let your guard down first.

Don't be a pussy. Get the flu, wait for your fever to break 100, take a nyquil and then start posting. That's how real men do it. Even better, then start chatting with your friends on facebook.

Why wait for a fever? Just down an entire bottle of Nyquil and post away.

NPF: Secretly advocating drug abuse since '03