Asking blues for a quality insult is like asking a nun to show you her tits.

Oh God Mike you gotta do it. He practically just challenged you.

do it do it do it do it

Fixed that for you.
Extremely unlikely to get a result, and even if it does, you will regret it so hard.

So, I have to ask: what's up with Mike MC See?

Was he always like this and I didn't notice?

Of my many regrets, being 'wicked burned' by some jackass on a forum isn't particularly high on the list. Don't think it even breaks the top 500. I think I'd regret stepping on spiders more. Yep. A pedantic sardonic jackass, always and forever. NPF: Turning funny jokes into stuff like this since 2001.

If any of you were programmers, there probably would have been a collective gasp and his balls would have shriveled up. I just compared his comprehension of English to that of software that was outdated by 1986 and deemed it inferior. Doesn't get much more insulting than that. :J

This is true in all ways.

Yes.

So are Fifth and Mike going to start making out or what?

No, I understood it perfectly. It was a horrible, horrible, unfunny travesty of an attempt at humor, and you should feel nothing but shame at having uttered it.

They weren't?

I thought they were talking dirty to each other...