He's a big bag of dicks.

So obviously everyone likes him.

Dracorion, if you like big bags of dicks, that's entirely your business.

But don't speak for anyone else on that issue. Seriously, a big bag of dicks? I'd rather be stuck playing a shitty video game like "Leisure Suit Pierce: Anime Chicks or GTFO".

Seconded! I mean, shit, that imagery is horrible.

Apparently, I make the best cookies
 

Oh come on, I belittle you as a matter of course, insult your intelligence regularly, screw you over as often as I can, screw your mother over as often as I can and basically troll you in 80% of my posts.

And you return the favor!

How am I not on your shitlist?

Mind you, we interact reasonably sometimes, you're being real good about the balancing (mind you, you all are, totally commend you guys for that), but hey, cut me some slack. I can't be a dick all the time.

And yes. I I have more rep than you. I am more popular. In fact, I am your only friend.

...

No, wait. Bard's your friend too. Still. THE CLOSEST THING YOU HAVE TO FRIENDSHIP IS MUTUAL DISDAIN AND HATRED. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE EMULATING KARKAT.

Also, you're adopted.

Heh.

That was actually kind of funny, AB.

Maybe you could teach Geminex a thing or two.

Oh, and what I meant by "big bag of dicks" was, well. It's like calling Geminex a dick, except he's so much of a dick that he's not even a Double Dick. Or a Triple Dick. A giant bag filled with dicks is the only imagery that can properly describe his dickishness.

How about Dicktator?

That's just stupid.

How about we just say that you're both stupid and be done with it.

You're stupid and so's your mom.

Also, you're back on top.

Hah!

Suck it AB!

He hates me most.