I know what self deprecating means.

Don't compare yourself to Khael. Ever.

Yeah, I serve a totally different function than he does.

He needs to get his butt back here.

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I am gonna get Nikose to tear you apart now.

If he does that, he doesn't get his fencing comic. (I need to get around to doing that, actually.)

I was resting, damnit.

Mac, back in your corner. Your out of line.

Blues, Go back to wobbuffet.

Bob I apologize, though I do fully think this is a joke thread as no one in their right mind would screencap a Viagra page in IE with save-as porn downloads riddling their background without thinking that was the cause of their virus.

I do realize the background image I got is cutting into the backgrounds and reported it same-day, but I'm getting the impression that it's a fair amount of work to go into the forum code and manually apply new coding so its possible that the mods just haven't gotten around to fixing it yet.

As long as it leaves awesome designs, I might be for this.

So TLev, you have already set your chucks on fire, and now you're going to lit yourself on fire? Is the next logical step the stage OR the audience?

Can't it be the Stage AND the Audience?

Yes we can.

It, I mean it. And cameraman too. Matches for everybody!

Oh those weren't porn downloads. Those appeared only after the virus decided I had erectile dysfunction. It was like "here, fix your penis, then test it out with this porn!"

I think I caught it as I was downloading wordlists to crack WPA encryption keys (which later caused the same computer to overheat).

Also, fuck you you're not welcome here. You and every other forumite with a three letter name. (except you Tev, I need you for world domination)