To be honest I've actually enjoyed this
 

If we are lucky, he means both.

But then again he'll probably let us down.

I dunno, Token's been very good at surprising (the good kind) me with how well he thinks ahead. I was thinking of the point in Ilex forest where you have to chase that annoying fucker all over the place until he gets back to the Charcoal Maker.

Duck soup!

And I notice that Token refers to himself to asshat a couple times....hope that doesn't mean he's going to start accepting getting called that.

Coming from someone with the rare talent for autofelatio, I wouldn't be surprised if he DOES start answering to Asshat.

Farfetch'd. Farfetch'd so fucking hard.

Wait, wait, wait. Am I right if I start thinking that you made catching that bird harder than it really is just for us? <:

I think Farfetch'd is a pretty cool guy. eh trolls Asshat and doesn't afraid of anything.

Why so much Farfetch'd hate? He was my bird pokemon of choice forever. What with being the best things about Pidgy and Spearow starting out and then growing into a nice little HM slave with Cut and Fly.

Sadly, aside from the HM Slave qualities... he doesn't get much farther than the best things about Pidgy and Spearow. He's SUPER frail at higher levels.

I don't know if you've played GSC, but there's a horrible quest thingy to get the Cut HM that involves chasing the little fucker around. Other than that, he's one of my faves.